Can you spot the Pulitzer Prize winner in this photo? Hint: It’s not the tubby albino asshole in the failed hipster ensemble!
Photo by Michael Gluckstadt at Gelf
Four if you include the guy in the Yankees cap.
Kudos for being the bigger man through this whole buzz thing. And I mean that literally. Jeez, is he height challenged or something?
Drew, pal, you gotta little gay on you. Nope other side. Lower. Little higher…. there got it.
A blimp and a wimp
I seen some things I thought I never saw.
Now I see where the “big” daddy came from. You are Andre.
LOL@ Leitch getting his game on in the background.
The blonde appears to be eyeing the quickest possible escape route……
Jesus fuck you are white. I think us KSK commenters need to band together and get you some spray tan for xmas.
Was your “…And Justice For All” T-Shirt still in the wash?
/reign in blood
There’s white and then there’s “make Conan O’Brien look swarthy.”
I am now casting parts for a movie based on this photograph. Here’s my dream list:
James Spader as Will Leitch
Jeremy Piven as Buzz Bissinger
Angela Lansbury as Drew Magary
Your poor mom, still having to shop for you in Sears’ husky boys department…
Hey, what’s Corky doing hanging out with Tom Cruise’s character from Tropic Thunder?
(PS: I’m especially pissed that Drew’s fat face has replaced the Kama Sutra girls at the top of KSK.)
“An ogre (feminine: ogress) is a large, cruel and hideous humanoid monster, featured in mythology, folklore and fiction. The term is often applied in a metaphorical sense to disgusting persons who exploit, brutalize or devour their victims. Ogres are oftentimes boring creatures used to habit and not coming out at night.”
Dude, Wikipedia has got your number.
This photo is disturbing. Is he a midget or are you a giant or is it some combination?
Who’s the lucky photographer who gets the Spanish ounce of gold?
It might be a little too politically incorrect to make a down syndrome joke, but then again, we do have a black president now…
my mom bought me that coat
You mean you stole it off a hobo
At least you’re not that asshole crossing his arms in the background. Prick.
A few notes here:
1. No homo, Drew- congratulations on your literary success. Way to go, homo!
2. Buzz Bissinger appears to be a midget Lewis Black impersonator.
3. A Rum and Coke with a lime is called a Cuba Libre.
4. Unless you’re a girl (or Professor Longhair or one of Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders) drinking Rum ‘n’ Cokes when you have other cocktail options is kinda gay.
5. Thanks for bringing back the Boris Karloff “Frankenstein” look.
6. Exit Doors are to the rear. Drew can be used as a floatation device.
7. Oh yeah, SKÅL VIKINGS!
The guy leering off to the right who got cut out of the picture? Yep, that’s me. Fuck it, I’m saying I got my pic on KSK – time to add another ‘accomplishment’ to the old resume…
Why are we talking about the fat kid from “Goonies?”
Also, one of the golden moments from that night; Buzz talking about his epic rant on Costas Now and how he singlehandedly advanced both Drew and Leitch’s careers while simultaneously fucking over Braylon Edwards. Little wonder why Braylon keeps dropping passes….
/frustrated Braylon Edwards fantasy owner
Am I the only one who thinks that Will Leitch looks like Dave Foley from “The Kids in the Hall”?
drew looks like he escaped from the special olympics
I think I’m starting to see where the material for the Double J posts come from.
Don’t lie to us, the glass has a mix of mayonnaise and a stick of butter.
Wow, everyone in that photo is looking pretty trashed. Just how much alcohol did you all consume? And why was I not there?
p.s. Chamomiles Davis, I predict your movie will be a great success. Perfect casting–Leitch is totally rocking a crazed Spader grin there.
Albinos have blond hair.
And now, with that thoroughly unnecessary science, back to your scheduled program of mocking Drew.
“Am I the only one who thinks that Will Leitch looks like Dave Foley from “The Kids in the Hall”?”
Bawhahaha! I noticed that too. [www.robsonarms.com]
“She don’t smell much for a fat chick”
Don’t tweed coats with patches come standard issue at Exeter?
Buzz looks like your ashamed father.
Drew, you look like a 20 year old Jason Giambi…
…who happens to suck dick as well.
can somebody give bissinger a box to stand on? good lord
Ooh, I bet it’s the tubby albino asshole in the failed hipster ensemble!
Hey Leitch, you chokin it?
Now now Drew, I am sure you will win a Pulitzer soon enough
miamid, what were you drinking?
Coke Zero methinks?
The juxtaposition of the picture of the Sexy Friday girls being just below the picture Magary, Bissinger and Leitch is painful and disturbing.
Is Bissinger a Hobbit?
His middle name is Bilbo.
The Sexy Friday Cockpunch will be a new installment on KSK.
Did 2 Munchkins mate to produce Bissinger?
Wow! That looks like a fun party – I can’t remember the last time I spent an awkward 2 hours with a bunch of uptight white guys wearing sport coats. What’s with the dude in the baby shit colored sport coat. Does that thing reach his knees? Dude your a midget, get you coats in the kids deptartment. Oh, and your body language is very conducive to conversation. Please tell me that guy is the publisher’s rep.
I’m still taller than both of you. And my dick is bigger.
The guy in the background loves fat chicks in blue dresses.
Can we do this more often?
Queens of the Stone Age suck ass. Someone needs to rethink their style. That said, I am a huge fan of your intellectual property.
Who says Value City doesn’t sell a good blazer?