It’s another one of those trademark KSK mornings where we simply don’t have our shit together. But fear not. The drunken writing monkeybot is busy scribbling out new dick joke ideas as we speak. In the meantime, LOOK! Wade Phillips done blowed up on a Taiwan street! He blowed up good! Yeah, REAL GOOD!
“More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ‘experience’ the size of its penis,” the newspaper reported.
Those Asian men. Always with the penis envy.