Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
The President is a-near!
Barack Obama is only half the Black man Tony Dungy is.
That’s a rot bit lacist.
The second half of that quote is pretty apt too: “… and they are sooooo dumb.”
Excuse me while I whip this ballot out…
I was thinking that you might as well dedicate a whole post to a poflawa.
Get the celebration weed ready.
will.i.am is now coming thru via hologram on cnn. this election couldn’t be more hilarious.
hold on a second while i whip this out
Supposedly Barak will announce a new position of Secretary of Sex.
Please welcome Secretary Grossman.
damnit, i got beat
Joe Biden just pawn in game of life
“Help me Senator Obama, you are my only hope.”
@mini dagger: It’s like watching an ACTUAL shitty Black Eyed Peas video.
Obama’s riding into DC (or CC) on a palomino with a Gucci saddle. Count Basie’s Orchestra will usher him in.
Voted today (for Cynthia McKinney, of course), took two hours in line though. Not because there were a particularly lot of people, there were only 10 or 15. It’s just that the poll workers had a tough time clearing out the douchebags who were weeping and admiring the smell of their own farts.
The name’s Joe…but most people call me…Joe.
The new President is a../loud bell rings
Biden: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.
Obama: Hey, where the white women at?
Dammit, I wanted to be the first to use the “Where all the white women at?” joke.
Hold it! Next man makes a move, the n**ger gets it!
last straw has been reached with this blog. unsubscribing because you’ve crossed the fucking line.
Candygram for Mongo!
I’m pretty sure Orlovsky did that a couple weeks ago.
Pretty sure we crossed whatever arbitrary line you’re talking about many times already, FT.
So long, dipshit.
Have you gone berserk! Can’t you see that man is a ni…
@ fucking tasteless
don’t let the door that swings open hit you in the ass on the way out
DOOR SWINGS OPEN, KNOCKING TASTELESS ON THIS ASS…..
DOOR SWINGS OPEN, KNOCKING TASTELESS ON HIS ASS…..
If only the McCain form his concession speech had actually been allowed to campaign, this might have never happened.
Fuck the Republican Apparatchik. And fuck Palin… with my dick.
Will.I.Am was a Hol.O.Gram
This site’s gotten lame.
I hear Joe Biden likes to play chess and screw.
Here’s one quote that sums up both candidates promises, and then maybe we can have a post where Gay Zorro and Ms. Brady Quinn are BIG, HUGE fans of El Cumslinger.
“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world’s greatest civilizations has been 200 years.
Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage.”
Ain’t that some heavy shit…
Obama really should have thanked the RNC for making his presidency possible. If it wasn’t for that crew of douchebags, he wouldn’t have looked quite so good by comparison. Ah, now the circle that Clinton started is complete.
And who reads a comment thread on a football blog and bitches about how it’s crossed a line? “Last straw”? The fuck?
Holy underwear! Economy in trouble! Country involved in overseas conflict! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
…man, that Blazing Saddles comparison is beyond priceless. Consider that stolen.
All right, we’ll give White House to the n**ger and the Catholic, but we DON’T WANT THE IRISH.
/had to do two
Where are the ultra-conservative Republican morons now? Victory is so sweet, but it gets sweeter when there are tools to make fun of and bathe in their tears of defeat. These tears are much sweeter than the tears of Patriots fans.
/time to impregnate some white women now
+1 Public Enemy
Ok yes Barack won….but we are missing the true triump tonight!
Question 2 wins!
Thank you to all of our supporters across the commonwealth. Question 2 is officially the first marijuana decriminalization law passed by voter initiative; you’ve made history!
/moving to MA in 3…. 2…. 1….
/2 Tommy from quinzee just got more agreeable
I’m with DavidtheUnderpantsGnome.
Ya, that sure is some heavy shit… some heavy bullshit: [www.truthorfiction.com]
Fuck it, tonight isn’t the night for a poflawa.
Hail to the HNIC.
Herm Edwards is only biding his time.
Chad Ocho Cinco has in a press release stated his intention to appeal the decision of the American people tomorrow. In his statement he said, “I kissed Coach Lewis on tv. That man wouldn’t even kiss his wife. What kind of husband doesn’t like his wife? That’s mean. When I’m president, I’ll love everybody’s wife.”
In a later statement, Mr. Ocho Cinco also said that he will apply for the spring semester at the Electoral College.
Go have some nice hate sex with your brother and take the rest of the year off from the interweb of funnery.
Don’t be jealous cause the Presidents dick is bigger than yours
You know who needs a hard spanking this election night?
Sarah Palin, That’s who!
Oh that naughty election-losing girl needs a long hard spanking for her sins. Bent over on a cold wooden chair.
THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!
Are you with me? Can you SEE it? Oh I’ll bet you can . . .
I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy!
I’ll admit it, I’m a little bummed. But I do have one small bit of consolation:
HILLARY CAN’T RUN IN 2012!!
That makes me smirre.
Where are the ultra-conservative Republican morons now? Victory is so sweet, but it gets sweeter when there are tools to make fun of and bathe in their tears of defeat.
I flipped over to Fox News just in time to watch them call Ohio for Obama. It had all the excitement and cheer of the Brezhnev funeral. Brit Hume and Karl Rove looked like they were about to swallow cyanide.
@ Shinons: I was hoping you would say it took you two hours to vote because people were in the going PEW PEW PEW!!
Anybody remember Chris Rock’s gig back in the day…….fi fi fo figga, boy I hate a …….
A sad day for our country. In the immortal words of Pogo:
“We have met the enemy – and he is us”.
Barrack Obama will go down in history as an unmitigated disaster. He has neither the depth of experience nor the strength of character to be elected dogcatcher, much less to the highest office in our country.
As for me? I’ll continue to cheer KSK from overseas. I refuse to pay dime one into his (upcoming) Socialist programs.