They’re actually replacing his skeleton with adamantium. Now he’ll be stronger than ever.
By : StuScottBooyahs
12.17.2008 @ 12:55 PM
He plans to have the tumor relocated to Los Angeles
By : DILLIGAF
12.17.2008 @ 1:12 PM
Spoken like a true Saints fan. I hear ya!
By : Boatdrinks
12.17.2008 @ 1:13 PM
Benson was released Sunday and is at home, Bensel said. A full recovery is expected.
Benson will miss the trip to Detroit for a game against the Lions, but is expected to be back in his office next week.
(In order to make sure he recovers, doctors advise he not watch the Lions. It is quite hazardous to health).
By : Favre's Next Interception
12.17.2008 @ 1:19 PM
Did he have the umbrella removed from his ass?
By : Captain Slow
12.17.2008 @ 1:22 PM
Doctors are going to shit all over that tumor.
By : SonOfSpam
12.17.2008 @ 1:48 PM
Najeh is sending a get well dookie-on-a-HotWheels.
By : TurleyGirlie
12.17.2008 @ 1:49 PM
Meh. While I don’t want him to actually die…it would be great if this made him sell the team…to people who will keep it in NOLA.
By : Reggie Bush's Pimp
12.17.2008 @ 2:17 PM
Tom Benson can’t die of cancer. Cancer ain’t nothing to The Devil!
And yes Tom Benson is the Devil. There’s a reason there are hundreds of rotting refrigerators in a landfill somewhere bearing his name. 2005. Post-Katrina. “Hey, I wanna go to San Antonio and bring my Saints to those Cowboys-lovin’ fools!”