Favre sits out his last snap ever? After throwing an illegal forward lateral on his last play?
This day is spec-fucking-tacular.
In the end, he needed to be less of a gunslinger and more of a cumslinger.
I love that they were still slurping him after the game, calling him “an iconic figure . . .”
Just fuck off and admit that he should have retired before coming back just to further tarnish his reputation with another 20+ INT season.
So, The Cowboys, Jets, and Pats didn’t make the playoffs (all with winning records). Plus, we have yet to see the fist fight that will happen between Marmalard and Cutlerfuck which will take place.
BEST. DAY. EVER!
Let’s not forget Holmgren. Bitchy walrus lost his final game with the Seahawks.
C’mon Ape, there’s plenty of hate to go around without dragging the Seahawks into this. They’ve suffered enough, and we get to suffer even more next year with Jim Mora, jr. at the helm.
So you mean Dallas will have to wait to defend their preseason Super Bowl title until next season? Thats just a shame.
So today we have seen the possible end of Favraro, the Pawhtriats missing the playoffs, Tony Romo and the Cowgirls choking once again, the Birth of the Great 0-16 Lions Season (DVD coming soon) and the Bears losing out on a playoff spot to a loss to the not-Cowboys/not-Longhorns/not-Aggies team from Texas.
This is why I love football.
Favre blowing it for the Jets is so good, I almost want to cheat on the Cowboys meltdown with the Jets meltdown.
I’m sure his weekly titfucking of Peter King will pep him right up.
C’mon Ape, there’s plenty of hate to go around without dragging the Seahawks into this.
He’s just showing him a little Super Bowl XL love.
How long until we get to liveblog what should be an unprecedented Peter “Clowntits” King sighting on Football Night?
On Sunday Countdown today, Keyshawn basically said that Favre was gonna shit the bed. Berman said that there’s no way it was gonna happen. Keyshawn pushed and said that there’s at least a chance he will. Berman wouldn’t even admit that that chance existed. Keyshawn then basically called Berman an asshole.
Anyone else catch that this morning? Can we get the video?
It’s my great shame to admit that I rooted for Pittsburgh in that game. I was only a casual fan then, and I got really caught up in the ‘old guy past his prime who just wants to win a title in his hometown’ thing. I figure that after that, I now never, ever have to root for the Steelers ever again . . . unless they’re playing Dallas or New England.
Fuck Jerome Bettis and all 12 hotdogs his fat ass consumes on a daily basis
brett favre is awesome. in less than a year,he managed to throw a superbowl appearance into the arms of a giants defender in o.t., cry like t.o. at a presser while retiring,decide to come back,get told to fuck off by the packers,turn an entire shitty wisconsin town against him,try to tell the fucking LIONS how to beat the packers (which shows that the lions are in fact the worst ever if they cannot beat GB with inside info from Captain Graybeard himself),join the second best team in New York and a fanbase that doesnt give a fuck about him,throw more interceptions than most,and manage to fuck up playoff hopes for a team in the midst of a turn around. you are great brett. please come back so you can further fuck up what legacy you have left.
I can stop mumbling… “Brett Favre, three interceptions… so glorious.”
What a happy happy day to be a Dolphins fan. I’m giddy.
This is the most satisfying conclusion to an NFL season I’ve ever seen.
Don’t overlook that it was also disclosed today that Tom Brady’s rehab is falling way behind schedule and his 2009 season may now be in question.
Next I’m hoping I wake up tomorrow to read that Jerry Jones had his oil money invested with Bernie Madoff.
It gets better, folks.
With the Jets, however, the sources say that Favre has been called to what they dub “the principal’s office” and grilled about making bad throws that turned into interceptions. Those same sources say this is not just done in private. Mangini will also grill Favre about his throws in front of the team, just like everybody else.
How’s it feel to be accountable, bitch?
Greatest day to be a Dolphins fan ever.
Shit on the Jets and make Farvaro cry, and cockblock Tawmmy from Qwinzee.
Tim Hasslbeck: “Favre taught those players things they would have never learned otherwise.”
Like how to be demolished by back-breaking int after back-breaking int?
@Wang McMuffin beautifully put… I am still too happy to have properly processed it all. To have your favorite team create so much happiness for you and so much pain for the things you hate most in the NFL.
Truly a glorious day.
I’m so in love with Chad Penny right now I think I’ll start stalking him
Oh, and that Favre sycophant Peter King can suck my left nut.
Does anyone think there may be the slightest chance that Magini (once the Ravens had their game in hand) told Bretty to mess up just enough to keep Belichick out of the playoffs as well??????
/Massholes will love that
//Conspiracy theories are great for the NFL
It was ridiculous to watch NBC and ESPN suck Favre off afterwards. The man SINGLE HANDILY ruined the playoff chances for his team over the last month (and fucked me over in fantasy as well… i lost in the championship because his old as dirt ass got me -1 pts.) and all those fucking commentators could do was talk about how great his career’s been. Fucking Trent Dilfer was the king of the idiots as he kept on praising him as the “best football player EVER” and said that they should design their entire offense around him next year. Yes, give that arrogant piece of 39 year old shit a team befitting of his glorious stature. fuck that shit. Bob Costas said the Jets would have never been as good as they were without him… I call bullshit because their division sucked this year and it was ripe for anyone’s taking. Ridiculous.
at least Chris “the only awesome analyst on mainstream tv” Collingsworth was the only one who called Favre out for his bullshit and said he should just retire, so i think he deserves credit for actually saying what everyone’s thinking instead of giving in to the bullshit media conception of Favaro.
There is grave need for the commentators to hop off Favre’s 2 inch pee pee. Oh and I’m so happy the Dolphins knocked out Favre AND the Patriots. My heart’s going to asplode
Which one was funnier? The INT tossed directly in a DL’s breadbasket for an easy TD in a game the Jets lost by 7, or the awesome fwd. lateral that “ended” his glorious career? The answer: they were both equally funny. His post-game PC was great too, he, of course, mentioned how much “fun” he had as a Jet. Yes, he really looked like he was enjoying that final quarter.
not as great as the raiders eliminating the bucs in TB or the eagles beating the cowboys but this is a very close 3rd. pennington and laverneus coles must feel pretty good about this.
FUCK YOU BRETT FARVE
Jets fans now know what we Packer fans have known for years.
FAVRE WILL NEVER GET YOU TO THE PLAYOFFS. IT’S THE REST OF THE TEAM THAT DOES IT. FAVRE FUCKS EVERY CHANCE YOU HAVE AT THE PLAYOFFS.
Good find on the Glazer article, BDD.
Favre just needs a down-home, feel-good player’s coach.
Which game was it last year where Favre had a shot at scrambling into the endzone, but found a receiver in the back corner — but only after he’d crossed the line of scrimmage — by like four yards?
Interceptions & illegal forward passes. That’s Favre’s legacy in my books.
The NFL Sunday Schadenfreude Special today was 5-Star delicious. As an embittered Vikings fan, I found the Favre Course especially delicious. Bears and Lions fans (and I’m sure a few Packers fans) know what I mean. I hope Favre never, ever retires.
GO DOLPHINS!!! WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!
(my last comment on this issue)
So to answer the question as to whether Favre carried Holmgren to a superbowl, or Holmgren carried Favre — the answer is neither. Reggie White carried them both.
Greatest day ever!!! Ravens in playoffs! Tony Homo chocked! Favaro sucked dick! And most important: Patriots didn’t make playoffs!
Anyone calling Brett Favre the “best football player EVER” needs to get a Cleveland Steamer and a Dirty Sanchez from Jerry Rice.
Jets fans are so damn stupid. You get everything you want. Chad out, Farve in, new facilities and you blame the coach. I don’t even think Mangini was coaching an asshole to throw the ball in to triple coverage everytime he got a chance to. You got Favre and figured he was the savior. Be a man and all you idiots lay on that damn sword.
17 years, 8 good seasons and good riddance to you, you sack of overhyped shit! You can’t throw anymore, you can’t run anymore and you were never very bright to begin with. Your Wranglers suck, you live in a fucking swamp and you look like your back on the pills. Get the fuck out of football, and don’t bother with the drama. We’re not buying any. I’m changing my screen name to Penningtons Wobbler.
to you NYer’s and BRETT FAVRE Haters.you and your Jet’s are a joke.recievers suck.Don’t blame Brett Favre.your Jets had a melt down,and the D was not that good at all,and rhodes needs to shut up.he stinks on deffense anyway.and Packer fan i am.what was there record last year 6-10 rite,what your your jets 2 yrs ago,4-12 rite this past season 9-7.offence a line did not dwell well,and Mangold said it.don’t blame Favre.he is to good for that jet team.and Ted Tompson GB’s gm should be shot.Favre never wanted to leave GB.We know.and your broadway joe was a pussy next to FAVRE 4 EVER.
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