Int. Dallas Cowboys team shower
Tony: You got Romo!
Jessica: Hi, Tony. Sorry about the game.
Tony: Oh hey, Jess. It’s cool.
Jess: So I have some good news that might cheer you up!
Tony: Oh yeah, did you book our off-season vacation to celebrity sex and drug island?
Jess: No, even better!
(towel snaps in the background)
Jess: I’m pregnant!
Jerry: MY GODDAMN STAR! Ah, fuck it.
(Continue after the jump for the definitive .gif of Dallas’s season)
.gif courtesy of Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug