The last meaningful football game for seven months. Soak it in, people. Drink until Tiki Barber is interesting.
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quick plug for the liveblog I’ll be running b/c the gay mafia bitched out.
but open threads are cool, too.
I have eaten the my maximum daily requirements and it is only 1:30. Looks Thanksgiving Part II: the wrath of the digestive system is on tap today! Woo hoo, way to celebrate the Super Bowl!
Drink until Tiki Barber is interesting/Is there enough booze in the world for that?
I’m already halfway through a bottle of Private Stock, so the dbag stillers fans are ALMOST tolerable.
Tiki Barber will never be interesting.
Hayden Panetierre and references to Phil Collins and an extended promo for some cooking show.
No need to drink until Tiki’s interesting, MSNBC has a To Catch a Predator RAW NEVER BEFORE SEEN ZOMG marathon going on right now. I would drink until Chris Hansen was the white Jesus of pedophilia, but then I wouldn’t need to drink @ all.
Mike Holgren displaying the personality of an eggplant.
@flubby: as well as the physical characteristics
Am I the only person getting the I dont want to fucking be here but they’re paying me assloads of cash look from Holmgren and Dungy?PS Dungy looks like he wants to kill someone.
There’s a game today? SHIT, MAN!!! I’m going to miss the HOUSE marathon! Who are the marketing geniuses who scheduled a game today???
Peter King is talking about Brett Favre. Shit, already lost the drinking game.
NBC just cut to Peter King, and I swear to god, he started talking about Favre.
PK talking about his Bretty, shocking.
I think we need to establish some drinking game rules.
1. Announcer verbally masturbating Favraro=chug beer–has been established.
PK talking about brett is almost as shocking as KSK hating on Peter King
So no liveblog? D’awww
Matt Millen talking about Brett Favre
The cast of Chuck.
Burn in hell, NBC.
How is Seth Meyers a Steelers fan?
Don’t write off getting laid tonight just yet.
@Goose: I’m hosting one on my blog if they gay mafia doesn’t hook one up.
I’m going Mythbusters for the pregame… however, I’m thinking a little Chris Hansen might get worked in there…
I might have to put on a movie for the pregame…Dan and Keith (and I already don’t like Keith) are flanked on one side by the overrated king of sour grapes Tiki Barber and the HGH-popping dirty playing Rodney Harrison. I hate NBC.
this nbc coverage is ridiculous. the top chef challenge??? why? i’m taking a nap.
Is it just me, or did Tom Colichio just ask Tiki what he ate before the last time he played in the Super Bowl?
Bravo owned by NBC I think. I missed the challenge…except the end. Spike and whatsis face, against Stephanie and who?
If anyone needs me, I’ll be drinking with Ann Curry.
“Dan and Keith (and I already don’t like Keith) are flanked on one side by the overrated king of sour grapes Tiki Barber and the HGH-popping dirty playing Rodney Harrison”
and you all are watching that shit?
/House until i leave home
Well it’s time to start pouring rum and cokes down my throat then.
Last night the local news showed a video of Ward giving a press conference and as the caption they had “Heinz Ward practices and will participate in the Super Bowl.”
Officially starting the gluttony…poured myself a pitcher and cracked open that Ritz/Salami gift pack I got for Xmas.
Can’t wait for the GI Joe commercial…possibly the gayest “action” movie since Top Gun. Prime shit-talking potential.
Is there any amount of booze and weed that could make this pregame nonsense not lame? If so, I’m not there yet.
the liveblogkkake is on to the break of dawn, bitches. Click my display name for the link. NOW WITH MORE JAILBAIT!
House marathon on USA. Woo-hoo!!
Everytime I see this TurboTax commercial I expect the zombie founding fathers to eat the family.
Oh and if the liveblog doesn’t deliver an adequate amount of Jailbait…blame FEAST
I tried drinking until Tiki was interesting.
This comment sent from beyond the grave.
Did that fruitbat just say “Cardinal Nation”?
woah, since when is the lead singer of Journey asian?
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Holmgrem: “It’s really sticky, but a good sticky”
I think I heard Snoop Dogg say that same thing on the ESPN pre-game show, actually.
Dan Patrick talking about david tyree s catch last year…he called it “The Catch” ..motherfucker it is “The Big Snatch”!!!!!
“We’ve seen him fall down in practice for no reason”
SRV “Giant Snatch”
I always knew Jose Cardenal was gonna make it big someday. It just took a while.
BTW, if you’re watching this for the commercials and you don’t have a vagina, you need a good cock-punching.
The Lebron commercial makes me want to drive without insurance.
Andrea Kramer or Alex Flannigan…now that’s a difficult one!!!!!!!!
thanks for the correction spanky…after i posted i looked at it and then said giant snatch,and then cussed and then went for a beer!