Another LSUFreek masterwork. Turns out God is cornier than Kurt would have you believe.
God’s a fuckin’ front-runner.
Why is God wearing his jersey backwards?
this is why i don’t believe in organized religion…
he could’ve at least picked a better jersey to wear; i guess he’s giving ben props for narrowly escaping death those couple of years ago…
/currently has ben next for the NFL death pool
Jesus got shitfaced during pregame celebrations and left Kurt on his own during the game.
HEY, SHITHEADS! THIS IS INCORRECT LIKENESS OF CHRIST!
/laughs at impotent spoof of Punter
trick question, Ditka is god.
Funny, in my faith, St Peter wears a #58 Jack Lambert throwback jersey.
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God (or Jesus) isn’t the only one to wear that jersey backwards. Ben wears it that way too sometimes, for when he forgets how to spell his last name.
I can’t believe NBC did not air that.
Moral of the story, if you’re going to draw Jesus, it better not suck donkey dick.
@Johnny: EXCUSE ME!!! I just happened to win a grant from the NEA by painting Jesus sucking on a donkey dick.
And if any of you braindead slobs had an eye for art you’d notice the painting was, in fact, a subtle protest against unfair labor practices in southeast Asia..
God got mad the resurrection of Brenda Warner’s relevance was overshadowing his son’s resurrection on a Sunday. This is what happens.
so does this mean fitty don’t get his crackers? :(
God help me for saying it, but Brenda Warner actually looked hot. Perhaps that is why Kurt has played so well. Got to pay for the bling!