That’s our own KOGOD dancing in the aisles at a Wizards game the other night. Unfortunately, this is only a temporary gig for our friend, as the Capital City Goofball returns from paternity leave next week.
I hate you.
so maj, is there a post in the works to move this down the page?
Not as bad as the time the Kiss Cam caught him with Arenas.
Shouldn’t the fat people tag just link to pictures of all of the gay mafia?
Who wants Drew’s social security number?
“Wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.”
Arsenio plots his comeback…
That fat guy in the Redskins Tank Top talking on the phone is jealous
And to think, all of my social interaction on the internets had told me that only the midwest and south had a lock on the fat people
No thanks. I heard he destroyed his credit rating by investing heavily in bread.
Can’t wait for the “caprice” tag, you dandy fop.
Looks like you are about to over hand sucker punch the bald dude sitting there. How badly did he kick your ass?
so wait, you guys like… other sports?
Maj must be the Bizarro Bob Uecker of the Gay Mafia.
the Capital City Goofball returns from paternity leave next week
Wait, what? M.I.A. hasn’t given birth yet. I think KOGOD pulled a fast one on youz guys.
Good seats. I assume those are the only ones that can, ah, serve your ‘special needs.’
The Wizards need new cheerleaders.
@flubby: This is… this is a black day for basketball.
Maj spends more time on the court than Arenas.
In all sincerity, I have to ask: where do you buy your wonderful sweatshirts?
I’m assuming that’s an inhaler in Maj’s hand.
WHAT!? I just so happen to have a ticket to the Penguins/Caps game in two weeks! I plan on getting photographed from my seat in the bleeds.
I’m being mocked.
AND ON THE INTERNET, NO LESS!
“I’m being mocked.
AND ON THE INTERNET, NO LESS!”
I bet you were being mocked by the people sitting behind you at the game too.
I was thinking the same thing. That’s a nice, plain, grey hoodie he’s sporting there, possibly a genuine Hanes sweatshirt. Probably set him back six, seven dollars.
Shit, no wonder the ladies want to hug you. That’s like wrapping your arms around an elementary school gym class.
“That’s like wrapping your arms around an elementary school gym class.”
A soft, snuggly gym class. that smells of chili and Sanka. And paws are your ass.
// I have no actual reason to believe he drinks Sanka.
AT your ass.
Seriously? I think I would’ve respected the Hanes more.
More like Ovr-Wght
Et tu, Grimey?
So wait, Maj isn’t black?
Harf Harf Harf – mah ribs hurt
Just wait until it hatches.
/looks like he’s in an egg
You should see what he does when the matzo guy comes around.
That’s our own KOGOD dancing in the aisles at a Wizards game the other night.
I can’t believe no one has gone with a “Truffle Shuffle” joke yet. If I did, I’d just be a hypocrite.
Fat guy in a little coat…Fat guy in a little coat…
forever toeing the line between internet celebrity and human being.
But where was Beaker?
Apparently the line crumbled under the weight of my toes.
So did he get the pretzel guy or not!?
What exactly are you doing in that picture? It looks like a sadder version of the Safety Dance.
Dibs on Maj’s seats.
Do we have video of this, so I can turn it into a GIF and send to Leitch?
I’m glad the only people who make fun of my weight are my friends, acquaintances, and the occasional passer-by.
Maj wore a grey hooded Snuggie to the Wizards game. Surprsied he wasn’t pummeled to death by someone looking for a meth fix.
Next time the Timberwolves come to DC to play the Wizards, somebody have a camera ready. A picture of Drew and Maj dancing together to “YMCA” during a timeout and frantically trying to get the cotton candy guy’s attention would make a nice addition to the “whimsy” tag.
As for the Truffle Shuffle, Maj hasn’t done that since he stole his uncle’s toupee and glued it to his face so he could play Moses in his Hebrew school play.
I didn’t know bloggers can afford courtside tickets.