T.O. is a Bill. John Clayton reports that Terrell Owens signed a one-year, $6.5M deal with Buffalo. Dick Jauron and Terrell Owens? This will all end in tears. IN TEARS I TELL YOU!!!
Two T.O.-Randy Moss games a year? That’s the antithesis of the Dreamboat-Favraro fellatio showdown that the media was denied last season.
What, was there too much paparazzi in Green Bay?
Don’t worry, Trent Edwards will command T.O.’s respect.
Thank God Tim Russert isn’t alive to see this.
I wanna hear from UU and Rocco!!!!!
It sure as hell won’t be Dick’s tears. His ducts dried out 20 years ago.
This just proves that Al Davis isn’t completely batshit crazy. Even Count Al knows to avoid Owens.
So, this drops Lee Evans into about the 15th round, right?
So now they just need to improve their quarterback situation. Hey, I hear that Michael Vick is available….
Tears? Tears? Tears of joy for the rest of us you mean, right?
Jim Kelly is rolling over in his grave.
TO in Buffalo? Even if he nukes that city, will anyone even know. Or Care?
T.O. to T.O. (for one home game, and a couple preseaons).
They still play football in Buffalo?
Punch Rockgroin: +1 for your name.
This will all end in tears.
Unless… T.O. is in the Bills parking lot while Marshawn is driving.
/deep breath. considers that the Pats’ 10 game (i.e. 5 year) winning streak against the Bills might be in jeopardy.
@Boatdrinks: I have to imagine that they’re both drinking heavily right now.
first of all everything in Buffalo ends in tears. I say fuck it, it can be any worse than the way Buffalo ended last season after their hot.
I’m not rushing out to buy a T.O. jersey but I am rushing out to buy some more Genesee beer.
Is Trent Edwards due any bonus money this season? He’ll need some extra scratch to pay for all those therapy sessions he’s going to end up needing when the season is over…
Guess Screamin’ A, er, Steven A. Smith has a new favorite team!
I don’t know, as a Pats fan I am sort of worried about this development. Who the fuck is going to cover him, Ellis Hobbs?
Now he’s Toronto’s problem.
Cheers to the Genny Cream Ale…. I’m sure its the only that can kill this kind of pain
If TO gets the Bills to the Super Bowl and win it in that one year contract, it will be the end of the world and My Little Apocalypse Pony will come to destroy us all.
I beleive TO will keep his yap shut and collect his game cheques this year with little fanfare.
If the Bills somehow can lift themselves from mediocrity and make the playoffs, TO can be a hero just by playing well. If the Bills suck again and TO doesn’t make an ass of himself, he still gets paid a huge amount of money and rehabs his rep for another nice payday in 2010. It’s a win/win for buffalo and TO if he’s smart enough to keep his mouth shut. I think he will.
@ King Hong
They did sign Shawn Springs.
I too was surprised to see that Buffalo had a football team. Seriously.
Me and my Bills we’re going to the superbowl!
/this can’t be good
LOL @ Kim Hong. U have a great point in that statement cuz me as a Patz fan as well wud also b concerned. Didn’t he get raped & butt fucked by Roscoe Parrish back at Orchard Park durin dat SB run we had?? Yea i thought so LMAO. But neway gettin bak 2 wat i wuz discussin, das y we signed Shawn Springs rite……….??? Yea he’s comin of age yes i no, but he certainly gets da job done ova Ellis Hobbs bum ass. I truly have no feel 4 dat bum ass nigga. Age differential will b key n that matchup as well as experience.
Enuff wit us dow cuzz i no we’ll win da AFC East neway, as far as gettin bak 2 da subject…The Bills minds well jus start makin ways 2 clear waivers n get da hell outa town. How much worse do u want ur team history 2 b even though the past is already quietly speakin 4 itself? Im sorry, but im not buyin dis shyt at all. It’ll b a miracle comin if they’re even considered n the playoff picture dis year.
Hm, BKDisciple, by any chance are you an English teacher?
No way that BKDesciple comment is real. None. Clearly, some group of guys has started to make KSK Kommenter Kharacters. Some real meta shit.
And BKDisciple is the reason everyone loves the Fack tha Patriots threads
Have you ever followed the links to other Uproxx sites? Some of those comments are worse than BK’s, and those seem to be real. o.0
British Knights Disciple or Burger King Disciple? Not a PE (Proper English) Disciple.
I do admire BKDisciple’s inventive use of the phrase “comin of age.”
It’s about time Shawn Springs came of age. Now he can finally walk with a woman!
So a wide receiver who has undermined three established starting quarterbacks is now playing for a team that has Trent Edwards as the starter? This is going to end well. Honestly as a Jets fan I never thought it would be possible to feel sympathy for another AFE East fan base and yet today, I do pause and pray for the people of Buffalo. But lets face if you were born and raised in Buffalo you should just kill yourself anyways.
//drunker than I thought
From America’s Team to Canada’s Team
/seriously? did the Bills need Rockhands dropping passes for them for $6 million?
//does anyone else want to go the over on how many passes he’ll drop when they’re underthrown 5 yards by Edwards and cold weather has made the ball as hard as a Pats fan’s head?
Enuff wit us dow cuzz i no we’ll win da AFC East neway, as far as gettin bak 2 da subject…T
Hey, Ali G is indahouse. Or maybe study hall.
Either way, respect!
The Bills minds well jus start makin ways 2 clear waivers n get da hell outa town. How much worse do u want ur team history 2 b even though the past is already quietly speakin 4 itself?
Did you text this from the girls’ changing rooms at Old Navy? OMG that iz 2 die 4!
Didn’t he get raped & butt fucked by Roscoe Parrish back at Orchard Park durin dat SB run we had??
NO ONE DENIES THIS!!
@Pony up your ass:
Jets fans looking down on anyone? That is some fucking comedy gold right there.
/denies any connection to BKdisciple.
//is, however, a closet pats fan.
He’ll drop, but not too far. With a superstar occupying the top corner across the field, he’s due for a nice year (like Welkah this past season) He’ll be a steal in the 7th.
I saw a guy in a T.O. Cowboys jersey and Cowboys hat on the Metro last night about two hours after this was announced. Is that some weird farewell tour for the jersey?
Was Beaker with him?
T.O. GO BEAF-MOE?
But seriously, I think this will make Lee Evans worth more, rather than less.
@BKDisciple718: Man Simmons has really let himself go.
Place your bets on how and when T.O. will throw Trent Edwards or J.P. Losman under the bus:
I say that by November T.O. will call Edwards a gay, weak-stomached, “Frenemy” who only throws to the white guy.