Never ever play golf with Colt Brennan. The third string quarterback spent four holes on the phone, probably asking COOCH Zorn for some playing time on SUNDEES. [Chris Cooley via Mr. I]
Colt may not be the starter for the Redskins, but he’s the starter in my fantasy league … for two.
Probably looking for the nest coed to sexually harrass.
That would be *next, not nest. God love my Lou Gehrig’s disease.
CVE, dude, you really fucked that up!
colt that dirtbag mutherfucker is the next sex cannon. you add colin farrel and rex grossman, you got colt brennan.
I plead the 5th.
Where the fuck are they playing golf, a wheat field?
2 guesses who he was talking to on the phone:
1. The coed he sexually assaulted the night before.
2. His lawyer