Dwyane Wade Owns Chicago

“You tried to kill me, you son of a bitch… so welcome to the revolution.”

By 03.10.09

You know, when I heard yesterday that Bucs linebacker Geno Hayes was STABBED IN THE HEAD by his girlfriend, I of course instantly thought of the greatest headstabbing scene in the history of cinema. Then, naturally, I wondered if there were a way to dramatize Hayes’ plight through that very same scene. A few hours later… BAM!

LSUFreek comes through with flying fucking colors. This man has a gift (Rick Reilly says you could even say he has a gif!). He has the power to make my dreams, no matter how pointless and trivial, come to life. In a way, LSUFreek is like a better version of Jesus. You think Jesus knows how to use photoshop? FUCK AND NO. So bow down before our new savior.

TAGShead stabbingslsufreek photoshopsWe serve the same master and he's a lunatic and he's ungrateful

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