In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with the final in the Orson Swindle Region. Who will be the next entrant in the Nasty Fetish Final Four? Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
Literal Meaning: “When a gentleman engages in sexual congress with a corpse of a departed animal friend.”
The Intarwebs say: You can make at least six friends on LiveJournal.
Notable Advocates: Kristen Wiig, Mitch McConnell, Chris Hovan
Literal Meaning: “Taking a walk on the brown side.”
The Intarwebs say: Now your fetish can be all shimmery.
Notable Advocates: Isiah Whitlock Jr., kid from Slumdog Millionaire, Osi again (so you don’t bitch about his exclusion)