Tom Brady on the set of “Entourage.” Ugh.
Ya know, last year, Brady was my #1 pick in fantasy football. I was pretty distraught when Bernard Pollard ended his season in Week 1.
Now? Not so much.
* Not Pictured: Arthur Kade
Hi, Brady’s kid! You came out of Gisele? I came out of Southie! It was nice talkin’ to ya. Say hi to your motha for me.
Bridget would kill for a choice role like that.
Gino beat me to it.
Is that Drew in the background wearing the pink sweatervest?
Yo-wah HBO subscription is nawt as wicked ah-sum as ow-uh HBO subscription. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Is this the episode where Ari Gold yells and flails his arms?
A venerable inverse bell curve of faggotdom.
Who the fuck is Ari Gold?
Does Wahlberg shank his golf balls as badly as he did that first pitch at Fenway?
Quarterback – he’s got an amazing energy. Before he got married to Supermodel and stuck having sex with that infant ass the rest of his life we used to travel to every city, walk in to any nightclub (whether it’s a dance club or at a corner bar), and own the room. You would not believe how many hot woman we had sex with. And I’m just kidding about Supermodel, she’s good people…
Mogul – my friend in L.A. He’s done it all in “The Biz”. Movies, music, producing, you name it and he’s done it. He helped me a lot at the beginning of “The Journey” because he knows what it’s like pursuing the dream of becoming a professional actor. I really look up to him and he’s one of the only guys that has had sex with as many 10’s as I have.
Moviestar – this guy is an actor that plays an actor who’s an actor that acts in movies on a TV show. He’s never won any of the awards I’ll ultimately win at the end of “The Journey”, but he closes some of the hottest ass I’ve ever seen. And I know ass. I love fucking ass. But not big ones. Or those really tiny ones either. I don’t even let a girl talk to me unless she’s at least a 7, and she has to be at least a 9 before I even consider letting her fuck me. Moviestar would agree.
Look at the puny arms on the “Entourage” douche! He looks as if he’d get his ass kicked by Martín Gramática.
Was Waaaahlburg’s hat photoshopped in to make him look taller?
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fucktard.
Hate, hate, hate!!!
/outs himself as Entourage fan
Yes, it’s not in the slightest intellectually stimulating. And the plot, in the episodes where such a thing exists, moves slower than Byron Leftwich being chased by a defensive lineman. But fuck… at least it’s entertaining. Good escapist TV, because it involves shit you’ll never get to do, ass you’ll never get, and it takes zero brain power to watch an episode.
Pet peeve alert:
If they were on a basketball court, (or football field or anywhere else) you would not say, “Doucebags of a feather basketball together.” You don’t golf. You play golf.
Are we sure that’s not photoshopped? I actually had to click through to see.
i was praying for a lightning strike
Anybody else think Wahlberg bears at least slight resemblance to BrittFar?
Golf differs from other sports in that one definition of “golf” is a verb meaning “to play golf”. You’re getting peeved at people for using the word correctly.
Deferred interest If