EKSKlusive! Traitorous Terrell Owens Practices with the Dolphins!

By: 07.21.09  •  14 Comments

HAHAHA!  Get it?  Not Dolphins the AFC East rivals but dolphins the marine mammals!  LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!1

People, we need to band together and stop paying attention to T.O.  And by “band together” I mean “collectively raise $25,000,” and by “stop paying attention to T.O.” I mean “use that money to hire a professional to make it look like an accident.”  Because at this point I’d almost prefer a story about Favre.

…dying.  A story about Brett Favre dying.

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