Brady Quinn’s questionable hand gestures. Cleveland’s quarterback competition is so intense that Brady Quinn has gone so far as to tell his team’s defense which play Derek Anderson’s offense will run during intra-squad scrimmages. That’s exactly the kind of questionable ethics Eric Mangini is looking for in a quarterback. [PFT]
How soon before Brady Quinn hires someone to kerrigan Derek Anderson? We all know he’s got his sequined uniform and leggings ready for his big dance number.
By : Greg Olsen is making me sexist
08.12.2009 @ 10:30 AM
He should push the “Gay Quarterbacks Work” thing.
//shows up to practice with a giant picture of Jeff Garcia.
By : jackin'4beats
08.12.2009 @ 10:42 AM
So we are now trusting the ramblings of Mike Florio now? I thought he was an overpaid hack?
Anyway, I’d love for this to be true so Mangini can give Quinn the job so he can suck like Divine Brown
By : Christmas Ape
08.12.2009 @ 10:43 AM
There’s the play where the slow-footed mastodon doesn’t move around in the pocket and gets sacked
Or there’s the one where he overthrows a receiver
Gotta make sure the defense knows which one is coming.
By : LaFavre's Next Interception
08.12.2009 @ 10:44 AM
It still didn’t help the Browns defense.
By : Unsilent Majority
08.12.2009 @ 10:45 AM
jackin- as you’ll see in the PFT post it’s based off of a report from John Clayton at ESPN. However Clayton’s report is part of a much longer article and the Quinn story is somewhat buried.
By : Johnny Tightlips
08.12.2009 @ 10:50 AM
For his part, Derek Anderson is alternating between the “dismissive wank” and “the finger” when Brady Quinn takes the field.
By : mick
08.12.2009 @ 11:11 AM
If Mangini is as decisive about his starting qb as he is when the dessert cart rolls up, then this should be a snap.
Because he is fat.
By : Animal Mother
08.12.2009 @ 11:28 AM
@ Johnny – No faux blowjob motions when Brady is on the field?
By : porky1
08.12.2009 @ 12:07 PM
Brady totally needs to come out of the closet now. If he loses the starting job, he can complain that it was because he’s gay. If he’s about to be traded to a team he doesn’t like, he can say they’re only trading him because he’s gay. When he goes to a new team, he’ll have to get a chance to start because he’s gay. Then, once he gets a starting job or washes out, he can just say he wanted to be treated like everyone else and reap millions from his talk show, book deals, and acting career.
Seriously Brady, the gay thing? It might work for you.
By : Miusheri
08.12.2009 @ 1:33 PM
Such courageous and lofty levels of deceit! It’s quasi-Favrian in its clutchiness.
By : Stonecutter
08.12.2009 @ 3:01 PM
This is easily the coolest thing Brady Quinn has ever done.
If you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying.
By : OzoneRanger
08.12.2009 @ 4:05 PM
Would this be called a halfhearted handjob?
By : Brady Quinn's Courage
08.12.2009 @ 7:42 PM
If this is true, I approve.
Fuck “fair and open competition”. There shouldn’t BE a competition. Quinn played better on the field than Anderson last year. Was he perfect? No. I never expect Brady Quinn to be an MVP caliber player, I expect him to be a competent quarterback capable of making smart decisions to keep the team in the game the weeks the defense shows up. He sure as hell seemed a lot more capable of that than Anderson, who just played poorly last year.
By : AB
08.12.2009 @ 10:41 PM
From he linked ESPN article: “Years of weightlifting have made Quinn one of the most “ripped” quarterbacks in the league. His forearms are masses of swelling muscles, and his upper body looks more like a linebacker’s.”
No mention of his anal traits though.
By : Walter Sobchak
08.13.2009 @ 3:37 AM
AB: We can assume his anus hangs like the sleeve of a wizard.