Can you imagine that asshole in the produce isle trying to pick a ripe mellon out?
By : Quentin LogJammin'
08.19.2009 @ 5:09 PM
oh brittfarr, you are the fucknugget to end all fucknuggets. i hate you, and i hate your salt and pepper hair, i hate your 12 million dollar contract, i hate the packers and now i definitly hate the vikings. i hate the tv your standing in front of. i hate your attempts at humor, you’re not funny at all. i hate wrangler jeans. they are white fucking trash just like your wife. fuck you. suck my balls. i hate you
By : Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance
08.19.2009 @ 5:18 PM
So you’re saying you would rather watch a dog fight than Brett Favre play again.
By : Oh Chet
08.19.2009 @ 5:24 PM
If you’d told me nine minutes ago that I’d live to see a comment thread featuring Kommenters exclusively with Chargers-players-as-play-on-words screen names, I probably wouldn’t have believed you.*
* – Would have believed you.
By : SafetyDan
08.19.2009 @ 5:31 PM
I wonder if that green/purple joke will prompt the people of Green Bay to burn their local Sears down…
By : Brady's a Douchebag
08.19.2009 @ 5:35 PM
Is Green Bay a lofty enough town to merit a Sears? I figured they just sent all those fatties to the Green Bay K-Mart.
By : Charlie Sweatpants
08.19.2009 @ 5:58 PM
Gotta say, I’m 100% behind this Favre thing and I don’t really understand all the hate. I want Favre to go fuck off back down to Mississippi as much as anyone but, honestly, isn’t this the best way for that to happen? He’s already destroyed his reputation with the rest of the league, his performance with the Jets last year was downright catastrophic (and looked even worse than it was with Pennington playing so well in Miami) and now he’s pissed off the one fan base he could count on by signing with their most hated rival. (And acted like a complete jerk while doing so.) This is beautiful for everyone outside of Minnesota and Wisconsin. All we have to do is sit back, watch the inevitable train wreck, and laugh ourselves silly.
The only way this doesn’t work out for the general NFL public is if he comes back and plays well for the entire season. The chances of that happening are so small as to be non-existent. The media overreaction that’s going on now is a small price to pay for the nearly unlimited schadenfreude we’re in for once he gets hurt/gets benched/kills the Vikings with devastating INTs/you name it. I can’t stand that man, but I’m glad he came back.
By : Andre
08.19.2009 @ 6:49 PM
I’m a bad person because I actually rather enjoyed that.
@Tomlinson’s Pain Tolerance: I would rather go with the dogs, frankly.
By : Kid Presentable
08.19.2009 @ 7:00 PM
Ooh, Brittfar card read good.
By : Jared Allens Mullet
08.19.2009 @ 7:02 PM
Im sure a Land Baron like BrittFarr here can make anything happen.
By : Crosshare
08.19.2009 @ 7:27 PM
/agrees with Andre
This was well written enough to actually be funny. Bravo Sears marketing gurus, bravo.
By : LaFavre's Next Interception
08.19.2009 @ 8:36 PM
I’d like to compliment Mr LogJammin’ on his hate level. Very noble.
By : jackin'4beats
08.20.2009 @ 12:18 AM
@QLJ: You hatred is palpable, Lord Palpatine.
By : Kyle In Tampa
08.20.2009 @ 1:41 AM
Duz y’all has this tee vee in a size ah can mount to mah trakter? Ah sum tymz likes to watch footbawwww wall ah’m mowin mah lawwwn.
By : hakim drops the ball
08.20.2009 @ 3:18 AM
Hey, when you’re getting dogged by Sears (even if it’s in a playful ‘wink-nudge’ sorta way), that’s pretty God damn sad.
By : hakim drops the ball
08.20.2009 @ 3:20 AM
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute…I’ve got an ‘ESPN is obsessed with Favre’ joke.
ESPN: Worldwide Leader in Jorts.
Thanks, I’ll let myself out…
By : Ranj1967
03.03.2010 @ 11:43 PM
Hey all you crack heads that are fucking dumbass…..The man is in the top 4 QBs in the League today and you are bitching about him being QB…Fuck OFF you stupid…..