This man will lay down a Harley and STILL get you injury updates for your fantasy team faster than Peter King. He’s just like Ghost Rider.
Delicious Road Rash… if he’s just got it on his arms, he’s a lucky man!
And where are the flames around his head?
/Ghost Rider Reference
//I know, I suck
I’d like to see Glazer reenact other Nic Cage movies. Who wouldn’t want to see him punch Bill Belichick while wearing a bear suit?
Drew, speaking of PK. Steve Czaban mentioned your PK posts this morning and how he is a regular reader of them
i guarantee he didnt get that road rash diving after a fresh kit-kat before it melted on the sidewalk.
thats the only way pk would get it.
either that or when i tie him to my truck and drag his fat ass down the street.
“Check it out – my wound looks like Turducken!”
That’s going to sting if he gets bald head wax in that gash.
Rub some dirt in it.
Pour some tussin on it.
Neosporin isn’t going to help that shit, but a truckload of iodine will.
SoA, great show. Lofty show.
Ugh, reporters as the story. This is all your fault, ESPN!
Knowing Glazer, he’ll rub some hgh and steroids on it.
that forearm was weak anyways…Glazer’s glad it’s gone
This just in, Chris Mortenson is reporting that he also had an accident.
But it was just in his pants.
i hope it hurts like a bitch.. since when do reporters report on themselves? who gives a shit?
That wound is much cooler than a tattoo.
So what’s Glazer’s status for standing behind a table and awkwardly fumbling with a non-functional cell phone on Sunday?
By comparison: Steve McNair didn’t need to take pictures of his injury to prove how tough he is
/Still on PUP list
//Might still be better than Joke DelLostanotherone (Did we pick a nickname yet?)