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1) Is that Eli in the blue hat in that final picture?
2) What kind of shithead tucks in a jersey?
3) What kind of shithead wears a Bears jersey to an Eagles-Chefs game.
4) If the dogs could run for 1,000 yards, they’d get a second chance too.
1) That picture of Al Davis is fucking terrifying.
2) IT’S GARCON, MOTHERFUCKER. EAT HAND, CORNERBACK.
@ Tracer Bullet:
You are awesome.
My spinster aunt that lives in Houston wears the exact same thing as Jeff Fisher, and looks the exact same as Jeff Fisher.
That Garcon picture reminded me of when assbag mcfuckface tried the cedilla quip on SNF after Garcon pointed at his jersey. All of a sudden i was stricken with a fit of rage.
That does look like Eli in the last picture, Tracer- Eli or the big brother from “Wonder Years”.
Those green Seahawks monstrosities would look totally natural during a game playing in the background of a late-80’s-to-mid-90’s “future” movie, like Demolition Man or Back to the Future 2.
Count Al is one head shave away from being Alsferatu. Jeepers H. Crackers, someone call Tim Burton; we’ve found Max Schreck.
God help us all when ksk decides to do an Al Davis moutheyes photoshop. Nightmare fuel of the highest octane.
I believe Rex Ryan either just placed an order for a number 3…or he’s making an asshole to show what they’re team is going to do…his other hand is making a fist and will ram itself through the hole in 2 seconds.
And if you cover Jeff Fisher’s face, he looks like a pregnant hillbilly. Or don’t cover it.
I don’t run this site, but Jason Hervey references have to be welcomed at all times.
Whats with the fuckin khakis on all the coaches? I can tell you right now Rex Ryan is dying to wear maternity pants.
If you are over the age of twelve and wearing a jersey then you are a shithead – it doesn’t matter if it is tucked in or not.
LUBRICATED FISTS OF FURY!
Please. Coach Ryan prefers the elastic goodness of BIKE coaching shorts. He was married in the same pair he’s wearing today.
HEY BOYS ITS TIME FOR SOME PUSSYTUBIN’!
I was at the Eagles game on Sunday — I know, I know, the masochism of a Chiefs fan knows no bounds — and saw the gaggle of PETA idiots out on that corner.
There were maybe a dozen of them, up against what seemed like 200,000 tailgaters with a firm grasp on their alcoholism and little interest in animal rights. They were gone by the time we rolled out of the game. I can only assume they were ground into cheesesteaks and sold to tourists at Geno’s.
@ Enrico Pallazzo
I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers Wayne Arnold and the obnoxious child actor from “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”.
“See, when pussy tubing, you want an inner tube with a valve at LEAST yay big.”
Perhaps Stefan should have stayed in Ampipe, with the mining and not being batshit crazy and whatnot.
I think Garcon is changing into a vampire right as he is facepalming DRC there. Maybe he can help Count Al regain his youthful appearance via a blood exchange.
That picture is 49 years old by the way. He is definitely in the realm of the undead.
God, I hope the Philadelphia chapter of PETA didn’t go streaking to get attention at the Eagles-Chiefs game. That would frighten me into never eating ANYTHING again.
If he’s a vampire… HOW did cameras capture him? Wouldn’t any portraiture have to be via painting/sketch?
/Taps head patronizingly
Remember, Al’s a Jewish Vampire. He bought some extra powers- and he didn’t pay retail.
Olindo Mare really screwed the pooch this week…after all a new AFL league is starting this spring and they will need kickers from some wheres. And any one who tucks in a jersey is a total twat.
It is going to be SO WEIRD when Al Davis actually dies. The fond rememberances of Al will make brushing Michael Jackson’s child molesting under the rug look tame.
Oh, and the Raiders might win some games again.
No Mangini grimace photos this week???
Day’s almost over… and no mentions of Rex Ryan’s quiet Twitter-and-you-sit WR benching?
The Philadelphia PETA branch is still trying to live down the time they drunkenly threw snowballs at Santa Claws
I guess you don’t watch much professional football. Players are required to have their jerseys tucked in. They get fined if they go too long with it untucked in a game. Google for players (like Cooley) bitching about how they forget in the 3rd/4th quarter when they’re exhausted.
Fail. He was talking about the nerdwhistle in the bottom pic who tucked his Wes Hopkins jersey in his jeans.
philly peta against vick is lol.
i am a vegetarian but i’m down with vick. dude is probably the biggest animal rights supporter in this town now (atleast, who can have an effect). dude killed dogs. so what? he’s STILL less criminal than a lot of philly. plus, i get to see him be a decoy and run 7 yards every sunday. (as opposed to desean’s almost automatic wildcat first down) also, he’s another excuse for my franchise QB when the season doesn’t end with an eagles player saying “world fucking champions”. shit, maybe he’ll say “wfc” if we get a green parade. i doubt anyone but desean or maybe leonard weaver would have the balls otherwise.
finally, he seems like less of a douche than cole hamels, so its all good. (and cole hamels is a major douche.)
When are we gonna get the WR-benching conversation between Ryan-monster and that one guy that’s probably never coming off the practice squad?
@DeSean’s TD Fake
Hamels wears one doggy backpack and he’s a douche?? cmonnnn, who wouldn’t wear that thing?
/I bet Hamels leaves in less than 3 years
cole hamels is a major douche
Miss Clare is going to lay waste to your ass. You poor, poor bastard.
I saw that same guy in the Payton jersey week 2. I guess he needs to let everyone know he’s a Bears fan that hates Vick too.
No Rex Ryan after his 3-0 start?
No Ocho Cinco?
Kinda a short LOLNFL today.
i regret reading this column right before bed. i will now have nightmares as bad as raiders fans always do. CREEPY AS FUCK!!!
“I saw that same guy in the Payton jersey week 2. I guess he needs to let everyone know he’s a Bears fan that hates Vick too.”
The guy was attempting a Vick jersey: “34” is how Bears fans attempt to spell “7.” (And he’d um, outgrown his Bob Avellini game-worn.)
Rex Ryan plays the ‘made you look’ game all wrong.
The Seattle jersey’s….ouch baby, very ouch.
Eli: “Did you guys watch Lifetime last night” ?
Rest of huddle: “WTF” ?
Al Davis, Keith Richards, Abe Vigoda…
“Who are three people NOT to take in my who dies first pool Alex”
Eventually, Vick will have an impact on the Eagle Offense.
And when he does, you can bet this PETA wienie is going to get teabagged in the parking lot like Cricket in “It’s Always Sunny”
Sorry, protester, the dog in that picture is clearly alive.
They really need to make another Mad Max movie, just to cast Al Davis in it.
Beginning petition now: No Al Davis moutheyes, ever. I think that my soul would be eaten.
OMG–is it me or does that look just like Eli Manning in the blue hat in the las…. Oh, never mind.
Can you prove AL Davis is alive right now?