Albert Haynesworth prefers his skinny bitches on the rag. From City Paper’s Dave McKenna: “Junkies producers said Haynesworth’s go-to drink is Skinny Bitch on the Rag, described as a vodka and club soda with a splash of cranberry.” It should be noted that a proper “skinny bitch” is made with Diet Coke and vodka (whereas a skinny model bitch is made with Diet Coke, vodka, and cocaine). I’d alert the Junkies to the difference, but they’d probably just call me f*ggot before moving on to their next segment on how hard the Redskins suck. [Cheap Seats]
@Lawrence… that is definitely a hard one and should be taken into careful consideration. Elliot is a Grade-A No-Talent-Ass-Clown (thanks office-space!) but still manages quite the popular following (beyond my comprehension… to each their own, I suppose).
That said, I have yet to meet anyone in the DC metro area with more than two brain cells and a malnourished synapse between them who can sit through 10 min. of the Junkie’s tired programming without the implementation of medical restraints and military grade amphetamines.
Soooo, flip a coin, designate a winner, and then donate said coin to a homeless drifter; his idle substance-addled ramblings will likely provide superior intellectual and comedic stimulation than his broadcast counterparts have or ever will.
By : Andy reids left nut
12.01.2009 @ 8:22 PM
Fat bitch on the bench likes a skinny bitch on the rag?
When I fly cross country, I like skinny bitch on jet lag.