The Conan-NBC saga has been getting tiresome, and it’s a little tougher to feel for a guy who just got $33 million to leave his job. But as someone who’s also dabbled in petty revenge against a loathsome former employer, though never on this scale, I have to tip my hat to Coco for the majesty that is the Bugatti Mouse sketch. Highly Measty and ballsy, sir.
But then I suppose we have to reserve the actual Meast award for someone whose exploits are more closely related to the gridiron. Very well. The Meast for the divisional round is Ray Edwards, who had three sacks and a forced fumble in the dismantling of Dallas.
The entire Vikes front four crushed Big Cheapy Flozell Adams and the rest of the Cowboys offensive line, but Edwards had the showiest stat line, so we’ll give it to him. In addition we gave consideration to Reggie Bush for running with balls for perhaps the first time in his NFL career and, as has been the norm lately, Darrelle Revis.
Your Least this week is – who else? – Nate Seasonfucking Kaeding.
We’ve already heaped scorn and derision on NSFK twice since Sunday, so I don’t know what else I can add about a guy who has choked away THREE PLAYOFF GAMES for his team in six years. Oh, I know – WE’RE RENAMING THE LEAST AWARD IN HIS DISHONOR!
Sorry, Jeff George. You had a nice ride, but it’s back to being Jason Whitlock’s oozing pumpkin. We got a new Least in town.