If you were wondering why these guys look so happy just continue after the jump.
Gif courtesy of our friend LSUFreek.
Original image via SI‘s photo vault.
1st! and awesome
Anyway you can make LSUFreek an even-more-regular contributor? The man is a gif genius.
I don’t buy it. Ben’s blowjob looks awfully consensual.
Huh. I thought Ape was a blonde.
LSUFreek is a god.
Tiger does have a thing for blondes.
@Grimey: THE BEN HAVE PLENTY OF MONIES TO PAY THE NICE LADY ON THE CORNER
Not pictured: Ape apologizing for Ben’s actions.’
Also not pictured: Me ever making a worthwhile comment.
Just think, only a year ago it was ESPN and SI down there.
The guy who said “1st!” is the brunette, right?
Needs more rape.
Obligatory generic “sexy friday” mention.
Ape tossing Roflthisburger’s salad.
Not pictured: A funny joke about me.
Nice going, Freek. That next door neighbor of Tiger has quite a few college-age daughters.
What an interesting way for CelloDude to announce he’d like to be entirely marginalized.
Ben’s getting the jerkiest blowjob in history.
If there’s even a hint of teeth from Ben’s chick he’ll be hurtin.
Not pictured: Another pixelated Sexy Friday.
Dammit gentlemen (and ladies?)! If you’re gonna go after these guys you better have some good shit to do it with.
“Ben’s getting the jerkiest blowjob in history.”
The knife keeps getting in her way.
Viet Cawng Welkah was able to procure those ladies by paying off a few gookers with cameras and mopeds.
When did Hines Wald start growing out his hair?
If Ape is anywhere it is the dark corner smoking a cigarette, watching silently.
Not pictured: Christmas Ape’s sense of humor
Nice bob hairdo on the Xmas Ape. Tunison apparently services Big Ben on a quasi-regular basis. He’s clockwork-esque.
Pictured: EVERYBODY’S PICKING ON ME!
I’m impressed Ape was able to have a conversation with Hines Ward without giggling or, you know, fluid expulsion:
Unless, of course, those things were edited out of the transcript.
Typical Steeler homerism once again displayed on this page. Why does Big Ben get have oral relations and not Joe Flacco?!? Relevance be damned!
Not pictured: Any of these kommenters getting a BJ. Ever.
Door Flies Open:
Ape walks in and does a face palm.
Do you see what happens, Ben?
Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Pictured: lame joke about xmas ape being a Steelers homer lolz!!!!! And now I’m off to tell that TPS Report joke to all my officemates!!!! It kills every time!
Why does Big Ben get have oral relations and not Joe Flacco?!? Relevance be damned!
Flacco lives at home with his mom and dad. I don’t think you wanna see the kind of BJ that Flacco gets.
@Revis: I think complaining about not getting the traditional LAST POST on Friday is also grounds for not getting it.
If I still had hair, that brunette looks like me. I’ve never sucked a cock so the technique looks spot on as well.
/had a beautiful head of hair
//sobs at baldness
It’s the classic throathammer.
Pictured: Six-year-old jokes about guys who post on the Internet being chasted losers who live in their parents’ basement and using the four-year-old sarcastic lolz as a retort.
Text: This is an odd syntax for a joke meme.
Meme: Insane Clown Posse’s Miracles is 2010’s All Your Base
Not pictured: Shirtless Jeff Reed fucking a paper towl dispenser
FUCKIN’ BLOWJOBS, HOW DO THEY WORK??
Tiger’s a reformed man here guys – It’s just his blonde wife doing the job here. Consider his sex addicition outside the marriage solved!
As for Ben, he could only comment:
BEN LIKE BJ! MORE THAN MARSHMALLOW FLUFF!
Not pictured: A white Ricardo Tubbs to complement Tiger’s cablinasian Sonny Crockett.
Those chicks won’t stop for anything … Rex Ryan must be just outside providing motivation.
Comment section: along with XMas Ape the most trollable group of people on the web.
Not pictured: The Steelers winning another Super Bowl with Ben.
/Did I do it right?
Goddammit, now we’re never getting Sexy Friday, and it’s not even my fault.
That being said, I’m moving The Ben from “Possible Piece of Shit Rapist” to “Probable Piece of Shit Rapist”. Also, moving the Steelers from “model franchise” to “just as willing to compromise franchise integrity for on field performance as everyone else”.
@Monkey Business – I’m shocked Sexy Friday doesn’t get canned more often to be honest. I think by the time I read the 3rd or 4th “ape is giving a beej to Ben” post I wanted to stab my eyes out.
And it took you this long to move the Steelers out of “model franchise” territory? Or are you assuming that those weren’t roids and greenies the Steel Curtain gang was using back in the 70’s and that Mike Websyer was injecting himself with large doses of “integrity”?
*Webster – fuck my typos
Everyone in the NFL started using steroids in the 70s, not just the Steelers.
Everyone in the NFL is still using steriods.
If you don’t believe that, you’re pretty naiive.
/still thinks Ben is guilty as sin.
Can we trade Falco for LSUFreek? Immediately?
@James Harrison – precisely. The Steelers are just like any other franchise and they let the same shit slide as everyone else does. Hence, they aren’t and never were a “model franchise.”
I hope this 4 hour delay between posts means we’re getting Sexay Friday today!
@ FavreFAIL: beats being a “Modell franchise” any day.
@ GG – well put sir.
“Flacco lives at home with his mom and dad. I don’t think you wanna see the kind of BJ that Flacco gets.”
I imagine his mom makes him a PB&J after his BJ
@FavreFAIL: Don’t encourage Monkey Business
won’t stoop to generalizations here, except steroids weren’t illegal in the 70’s, nor were they known to be harmful, so, not sure that’s the best example?
but I’ll play along:
joey porter’s ass bullet = good example
I love this website. Thanks to President Obama, I can have it at my bedside when I die.
Alternate title for this pic (pre-lsufreek’ed): “Most awkward sex-addiction sponsor/sex addict meeting ever”
You can decide which is which.
that bobble head on the right looks suspiciously like Peter King…
Am I the only one desperate to know whose heads LSUfreak actually used?
I’m serious about this.
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