At first, I thought this was the sex bag post for the week.
By : skywalker
05.06.2010 @ 1:10 PM
Saw the top photo and totally expected this to be a Jimmy Clausen slam, not Roethlisberger.
That ewok-photo really needs to become Clausen’s signature pic on KSK, a la Marmalard’s laserface…
By : Alfredo Garcia
05.06.2010 @ 1:13 PM
It’s Surprise Sex Thursday!
By : The White Boom Boom
05.06.2010 @ 1:14 PM
Made good use of the old “find…replace” function, huh?
By : say whaaaaaa?
05.06.2010 @ 1:15 PM
I don’t see what David Garrard has to do with this.
By : Mullet Militia
05.06.2010 @ 1:17 PM
Roadhitter is my hero for the day.
By : Tree Spoonduck
05.06.2010 @ 1:49 PM
The Ewok-Ben parable is excellent.
Both species exude a primitive and idiotic way of life to most who pay attention to their lifestyles (Ben = rape, motorcycle fails; Ewoks = living in trees and worshipping a gay robot as God, etc.). Yet, they both succeed admirably when it counts.
The Ewoks defeated a galactic army with rocks and logs, while Ben, somehow, has won the Superbowl twice.
By : Gino Tourettsa
05.06.2010 @ 1:52 PM
You don’t want to know what Fizgig will do to an anus.
By : Ben
05.06.2010 @ 2:02 PM
I thought this was gonna be the trailer for The Human Centipede at first…
By : Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco
05.06.2010 @ 2:24 PM
Suddenly, “play ewok village” makes so much more sense.
By : Ready for September
05.06.2010 @ 2:36 PM
Despite the awesome preparedness/anus awareness warnings, I remain totally distracted by The Grim Raper’s Mirror Image Eyes. Hmmmm, I may change my handle…
/Mirror Image Eyes give the impression that The Grim Raper’s face is splitting in half and flying off the page, to my utter glee
By : ThePirateSloth
05.06.2010 @ 3:02 PM
I don’t see Fizgig being an anal fetish kind of …. whatever he is. Then again, I’ve never had the pleasure of Fizgig…. errr, fizgigging my ass, so who knows.
By : Don't Mess with the Revis
05.06.2010 @ 3:13 PM
I’d tip my hat to you RoadShitter, but my silly walk doesn’t allow for that. Well done.
By : Tim the Enchanter
05.06.2010 @ 3:24 PM
@tree – And it was convincingly authentic in both cases!
By : Regis
05.06.2010 @ 4:28 PM
Somehow, this meme (if it is indeed that) has escaped my notice up to now, and I frequent some pretty derelict places.
By : City of Industry Football Corporation
05.06.2010 @ 4:32 PM
Thank God the Emu’s anii are ok.
By : EDinCali
05.06.2010 @ 4:36 PM
…and I thought you guys were prepping us for another fetish tournament.
By : gennifer with a g
05.06.2010 @ 6:34 PM
By : Kevin in ABQ
05.06.2010 @ 11:13 PM
Cross-eyed Ben only missing creepier crossed mouth eyes!
By : porky1
05.07.2010 @ 12:26 AM
After rewatching “Return of the Jedi” I can believe that Ben would ride a speeder bike with about the same skill level as your average Ewok.
/except the Ewok was smart enough to bail safely
By : Ali G
05.07.2010 @ 2:01 AM
Jay Zee is the best rappist of our generation, even if he never got a ho preggers.