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By 06.29.10

Never mess with a man’s birthday cake. More details are emerging after the shooting of Quanis Phillips outside of a club hosting Michael Vick’s birthday party. The victim was none too pleased to be told he had to leave, so naturally he slapped the birthday cake off of the nearest plate and right on to Michael Vick’s face. Frankly Phillips was lucky to get away with a couple of new holes. If he were a dog he’d still be hooked up to the rape stand. [SB Nation]

Update: Here is the shocking video of the incident from the club’s security camera. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!

TAGS"The cake gag is only funny when the sap's got dignity!"flubbyMICHAEL VICKQuanis Phillips is the Kwame Brown of dogfightingUnsilent Majority

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