This video makes me so happy. I must watch it more.
What a gash
THAT’S SOME GOOD HUSTLE! *SLAPS LEONHARD’S ASS, HARD*
too bad it isn’t career-ending.
Hope Mommy gets him an awfully big sippie cup to make him feel better.
Oh, so NOW Jacobs uses his power?? Fuckin idiot.
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Say what you will, that white-bread motherfucker got drilled and had his forehead opened up and he didn’t even ask for his wooby.
Bah gawd, he’s busted wide open!
It’s a damn good thing they’re playing the Jets. Johnson and Johnson make Flintstones Band-aids for boo-boos. I sure they’d be happy to share.
As a ‘skins fan, I like to see any setback against the Giants, but that was fuckin scary… If Leonhard was just a little bit lower that would’ve been facial reconstruction that not even Robo-Boldin could recover from.
I love to see Eli fail, but nobody wants to see the poor kid get his face pressed into the back of his skull.
Or DO they….
Maybe they can stop the bleeding with that Charger’s Jersey that he was holding on draft day like it was fucking radioactive dog shit.
/will always root against Ecry because of what a douche he was that day
Looks like Eli is going to need an extra teddy in his crib tonight.
/if it has rails, it’s a crib!
However, since he’s okay, I can go ahead and state that that shit owned.
Sexy Rexy talking with the Matron Saint. My HD almost ‘sploded. What I would’ve given for this exchange:
SR: “Great talking with you Suzy”
MS: “You too coach”
SR: “Hold on one sec – ”
SR: “NACHO ! GET OVER HERE START PUSSYTUBING ”
Eli won’t eat ketchup anymore, unless it’s green EZ squirt ketchup.
I bet next time you buckle your chinstrap, dipshit.
Oh, Elisha. Remember to change the call loudly and clearly otherwise Brandon is just going to run your ass over.
lol – I’ve seen that sentence 10,000x in copy or layouts and it never fails to bring a chuckle.
OH, OH! LEONHARD JUST MADE A WOMAN BLEED WITH PLEASURE!!
Even though it’s preseason, you still have to buckle that chin strap and have your mom tie your cleats for you.
Can’t hold his mud
My big brother Peyton is gonna get you for that!
YOU BREED RIKE MYREE…MYREE GOOD FUCK!!!
FYI, his chinstrap was just fine before Jacobs threw his shoulder into it.
Brandon Jacobs’ is a fucking BEAST.. when it comes to running over science nerds and his own quarterback. Otherwise, not so much.
/4 carries for 2 yards
//fuck the Giants
The last time I saw that much blood on a Giants jersey Lawrence Taylor had a heck of time with a young girl
Leonhard and Jim Sorgi both went to Wisconsin…I smell a conspiracy.
That forehead was bleeding at a solid 80%. I don’t really know, but it was a solid 80-85% ish. Maybe.
That’s the second time this month Eli has had a heavy flow
Someone should set that video to the inception sound. It could be the gif that keeps on giving.
Cant wait for Peyton to get his head ripped off too!!! ALUALU is coming for you bucket head
Ryan: “OOOOoWEEEEE Men! He broke Eli’s face cherry!”
already sick of listening to Chuckie…shit.
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