HEY YOU, READ THIS. Looking for more fantasy advice after reading the mailbag? Fear not, Burnsy tells you how to dominate your fantasy league in ten easy steps. HINT: have sex with the wives of your league-mates.
Also, don’t forget to read Simmons’ latest column, in which he describes how he has now solved Vegas.
3,562nd time’s the charm!
you’re not my real dad
This guy is great and all, but he’s no Footsteps Falco.