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Brett Favre will do for boots what he did for Crocs

By 10.26.10

We were all taken aback by the news that Brett Favre’s NFL-record consecutive game streak is in jeopardy. And while it may be premature to count Favaro out, it’s never too early to plan for the future. With that in mind, this latest setback might present some lucrative new marketing possibilities for the Land Baron:

“Whew, all better now!”

“When an ornery li’l dogie puts a hitch in my get-a-long, Sheriff Brett reaches for the Dingo Western Pride™ Athletic Boot. Genuine hand-tooled Apache leather, oil-resistant outsole, relaxed wide-fit… it’s the only ankle-boot that provides the comfort of the great outdoors with the Western-best look that I demand.  Is that a double-stitched welt?  Dern tootin’!  

A classic look that’s equally at home on the ranch or at the saloon.  It’s the only boot this gunslinger will ever wear. Lookin’ good, pardner!”

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