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I think Ben wants to be an honorary Manning brother with all the derp faces he makes.
+1000 for that first one.
Arrested Development references always win
Boy howdy the country sure has turned around since ol obama was elected:
1) Unemployment down
2) Public debt down
3) Deaths in Afghanistan down
4) Health care costs slashed
5) Economy booming
Bush 2 may not have been a good public speaker, but that’s about all the current POSIC has going for him.
I think the W he was talking about was Wade Phillips triumphant return to Houston!
@DancingBaptist I’m not going to individually refute everything you just said because that would involve me spending precious time and energy proving something I already know to be true that you are unwilling to accept as truth because it would fatally compromise your worldview. I will close by saying this: you’re an idiot, gtfo.
And here comes the PoFlaWa. Either way less Dallas fans would be a good thing. Sorry jackin’4 beats.
Hines only knows how to smire.
Ben happy because he don’t have to rape girl while he plays at home.
A) Any reasonable individual who counted on him has no faith in Obama at this point so stop trolling liberals on this site
B) Fuck you for trolling
3) Bush had a lot more problems than poor public speaking. For example, he let Dick Cheney walk all over him and basically run his administration — W was afraid to be a leader, he just liked the title and the monogrammed pyjamas. He also thought public office was just another way to help out all of his cool friends, kinda like when I was 17 and thought I could hook up all my friends at the frozen banana stand with free bananas when the boss wasn’t on my shift. We all know how that ended up: “Heckuva job, Brownie!”
iv) Did I say “fuck you for trolling?”
Five) Another reason to dislike Baptists
/feeding the trolls
Blue Face paint just got done sucking off Frodo from Sin City.
This is the best LOLNFL of the season. Quality not quantity.
Just don’t let the Seahawks play in Mexico. They might get knifed for doing that dance.
/ah-chaw, ah-chaw, ah-chaw, portia del rossi style.
Can’t we just trade Texas to Mexico for some pot and tequila? Please?
I think I just blue myself.
Everyone STFU about politics. I come to this site to AVOID that kind of shit.
A god-less, kinfe-less Ray Lewis meme??? You guys are either slipping or you finally know when to stop beating (or in this case stabbing) that dead horse.
a coodle doodle doo a coodle doodle doo
W = Win. Dallas needs them. Mask = applicable joke. You = fucking idiot for taking it farther than that.
/rabble rabble rabble
//love the Ray Lewis one
PoFlaWa: NFL PARITY IS SOCIALISM! ARRRGHHH!
/seriously, shut the fuck up
/a-coodle-doodle-doo! a-coodle-doodle-doo! (Lucille Bluth style)
@dontutuccio: I didn’t see your jessica walter-style chicken until after I posted…but I will say I’m impressed and/or terrified that we both spelled it the same way.
@ werewolf: The knife action you’re looking for.
And the blood on that knife can be assumed to be from anyone not talking about football here.
You know why Baptists are against premarital sex?
They’re afraid it might lead to dancing.
I’d say there’s a whole lot more Seahawks who’ve seen a chicken than I’ve seen Baptists who can dance.
Pathetic, fuck-faced, cock-smoking, hypocritical shit-bag. Go fuck yourself.
U mad? Why does everyone get so bent out of shape about politics? Are any of you dating Obama or Bush? Jesus.
Someone should punch Ben in the face!
That first one is brilliant, even if it’s begging for a Hold the Invisible Elevator comment.
As for the PoFlaWa, I’m not taking the bait. My mother taught me never to fight with the retarded.
Holy shit did I just stumble onto RedState or TalkingPointsMemo’s new sports section?
Dallas needs no more W’s. How dare you insult Princeton man Garrett by suggesting a Yalie to him!
These are all great. Especially the last two. Well done.
If I was dating Obama, Bush, and Jesus all at the same time I’d have some great questions for the sexbag.
You’re the chiclet, not me….. These aren’t Birds…… Chicken’s don’t clap….
/immediately watches the show again…. and again
As demonstrated in this and in today’s previous post, DancingBaptist has perhaps mistaken this site for something not comedy related.
WTF is with the advertisement video popping up, Most annoying
That right there is politics. Now let’s talk about politicsl. Can we talk about politics, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about politics with you all day, OK?
Daaaaay bow-bow. Chicka-chicka!
Hey someone’s gotta represent the best fanbase in the NFL. Might as well be me. Oh and its a good thing no Ques read this site with Pic # 1 there.
@Dancing Baptist: I know it’s difficult, but stop being a jack wagon while on this site. Or go troll somewhere else.
I love the shit out of AD and own the DVDs but memorizing every family members chicken call is a feat I am not capable of. I am amazed and humbled. And still/always a Cowboys fan.
if anyone has a thought about this I’d appreciate it, don’t think it will make it to the sexbag in time… need to fill a RB and Flex spot out of these 4 – Crabtree @ ARI, Ronnie Brown @ OAK, BenJarvus Green-Ellis @ DET, and Burleson vs. NE… right now leaning toward BJGE and Burleson. Thoughts, help, tell me to go fuck myself but still provide help, anything.
Fattest Na’vi I ever seen.
Buck, I think you’ve got the right pair there. BJGE should be running early and often, and Burleson has really benefited from Megatron drawing so much attention on the other side.
But but but, we have an actual hawk that flies out during homes games.
FEAR THE HAWK
No, not really.
After watching the Bills run all over the Lions I would say BJGE and NE isn’t that great not too mention the Lions will probably be playing from behind and passing a lot so go with Burleson. In other words, what otto said.
I need to decide to decide between S. Johnson (v. PITT) or Harvin (v. WASH). I know Johnson seems like the easy pick after last week. I’m leaning towards Johnson
Personal attacks and insults aside, I accept monkey business’s challenge to ” refute ” each and every one.
Man, that last Roethlisberger pic is so asking for the moutheyes treatment.
I love this site. I really hate the popup video ads I’ve been running into today from UPROXX.
OH NO DANCING BAPTIST DIIIIIIIDN’T! OH YES HE DIIIIIIID! OH SNAP! IT BOUT TO GO DOWN! CHUH CHUH
Any other email addresses you got there baptist or do you believe in internet monogamy?
Hey at least Simmons is talking about basketball while the rest of the country only cares about football.
Thanks for the help, ronnie brown has been fuckin me over all season now and crabtree is the biggest wr bust of the year.
Upstate, Johnson is a good start but keep in mind Pitt’s def will be all over him as the #1 WR with his recent play.
That pigtail on painted face Asian is freaking me out.
Hop Sing, get me some grub!
@UB, that’s what worries me., but hey if TO can have 140 receiving yards against PITT why not S. Johnson, plus the Minnesota situation at QB makes me uneasy.
UU, I’d roll with Johnson, I had TO against them and had that “uneasy” feeling but sometimes you gotta pull the trigger. Plus, I think Pitt’s D is a little overrated, look what the Pats did to them 2 weeks ago… good luck
Re: Rapelsburger & Boller: I’m sure Ben is congratulating Boller on impregnating Carrie Prejean, the vacuous Miss California (2009). As a Ravens fan, I thought they were a good fit as intellectual equals. As a concerned citizen, I’m thinking it should be illegal for them to reproduce. Somewhere, Darwin laughs.
UU, go with Johnson.
I’m not sure which is worse: debating over the merits of Phillip Rivers in the comments or debating politics in the comments.
Anyways, I have a quarterback dilemma between fucking Tom Brady and Ryan Fitzpatrick. Cruel wheel of fate making me root for division rivals.
“Personal attacks and insults aside, I accept monkey business’s challenge to ” refute ” each and every one.”
He’s not, because it’s a waste of time. You’re probably going to leave, feeling superior about how correct you MUST be since no one refuted you.
Refusing to waste time refuting incorrect information does not translate to you ‘winning’ the argument.
But you won’t listen, because you’re being a troll.
/knows Baptists who would slap you for being an idiot
//is a Catholic
///is a Giants fan
////Eli still not as gritty as BrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavre
You obviously didn’t spend your 4th round pick on Randy Moss. I would have been better off drafting Kate Moss.
@UU – go with Stevie Johnson. Ride the hot hand while you can. Plus, while the Steelers have Polamalu, their corners aren’t worldbeaters so there’s opportunities for him to get it done. Minnesota is totally unpredictable this week – AP is probably their only safe bet.
Oh man, who wants to sign up DB to as much horse porn email newsletters as possible?
Worst fucking idea to post your email on the KSK threads – your email account may get Roethlisberger’d when this over.
To those complaining about the video ad: it’s called FireFox + AdBlock = no video ad.
The Ray Lewis one is my fave, it’s a reminder of the truth.
/fuck the Ravens and Ray “Stabby” Lewis
@baptist Go fuck yourself, this is about football, sex, and dick jokes here.
In no paticular order.
Did I mention fuck off?
I think we can talk about politics here! Although it has to be confined to making dick joke about THE Commissioner and CBA wisecracks….
/please don’t have a lockout
Lar Gein Dapantalones says:
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Ben happy because he don’t have to rape girl while he plays at home.
It’s funny how a couple of cheap whores can give pre-adolescent Steelers-haters hours of original, creative, ingenious outrage for nothing more than hearsay.
I heard Lar Gein Dapantalones is a baby-raper. In fact, i’ma gonna have my girlie tell the po’-po’ he did that dirty deed to our toddler.
I bet Mr. Faggoty French Funny-Pants doesn’t find rape oh so amusing then :-)
At least Ben was never arrested for murder by stabbing; paging Mr. Lewis??
@Older Than Twelve:
Yes, because rape is SOOO much better than stabbing someone to death, and women don’t ever ACTUALLY get raped, that’s purely an excuse to extort big money out of high-rollers like Ben and yourself. Ben’s practically an angel. Btw, you’re all class nominating your own kid to be molested. I hope all your dreams come true, ‘tard.
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