Why not go all out? “Vick Strangles Giants in Bathtub.”
By : johndewar
12.20.2010 @ 10:22 AM
That’s tame for the NY Post. I was expecting a headline that incorporated the rape stand.
/still enjoying the sweet, sweet tears of Giants fans
By : lincecum slinger
12.20.2010 @ 10:23 AM
The NY Post is usually good for funny headlines, they are like the NY Daily News’ retarded half brother.
By : Christmas Ape
12.20.2010 @ 10:25 AM
It’s not the headline so much as them Photoshopping dogs onto the heads of Giants players. Good to see newspapers incorporating the best practices of dumb dick joke blogs.
By : Ericb
12.20.2010 @ 10:39 AM
Funny that the Giants’ loss get’s both the front and back page headlines while the Jets’ win gest pushed to the margin of the back page.
By : Dr. Awesomus
12.20.2010 @ 10:42 AM
@Ape — The Post has just realized that MS Paint isn’t the best image-editing software available and are now thinking HURR HURR CAN WE PUT A CATTLE PROD IN VICK’S HAND TOO? LOLZ.
By : Clamps
12.20.2010 @ 10:44 AM
“BAD NEWZ FOR THE GIANTS”
“ELECTRIFYING PERFORMANCE BY VICK KILLS GIANTS”
By : Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic (formerly Henne to the Left)
12.20.2010 @ 10:51 AM
I am a big supporter of dogfort.
By : Enrico Pallazzo
12.20.2010 @ 10:53 AM
GIANTS FUCK THEMSELVES ON RAPE STAND should have been a finalist.
By : L.A.M.F.
12.20.2010 @ 10:58 AM
@ Tracer Bullet lol I know, with the NY Post, screw subtlety: “Vick breeds Giants using a rape stand then mercilessly kills the undesirable offspring. Vick kills dogs, remember?”
By : lincecum slinger
12.20.2010 @ 11:44 AM
If Vick’s dogs won more fights we wouldn’t have these types of headlines, just saying.
By : joe wade (IPWT)
12.20.2010 @ 11:51 AM
*pictured in the background* justin tuck running off the field so he can use a small child as a fire hydrant.
By : StuScottBooyahs
12.20.2010 @ 12:42 PM
Can’t wait to see the next Vick headline: MICHAEL VICK: HE ELECTROCUTED DOGS ONE TIME AND HE JUST BEAT THE GIANTS.
A tad more subtle, methinks.
By : skim172
12.20.2010 @ 1:00 PM
Wait, the dogs’ heads are from the actual Post cover? I thought one of the KSK guys shopped it in. Holy shit.
By : DancingBaptist
12.20.2010 @ 1:11 PM
What Skim172 said. x 100.
By : FavreFAIL
12.20.2010 @ 1:16 PM
Is this just a roundabout way of Ape telling us he works for the New York Post now? Either that or a KSK khommenter works on their editorial staff.
By : 0tarin
12.20.2010 @ 1:32 PM
Agreed; I totally missed the whole point of the post until Ape pointed out that the shitty PS work was done by “professionals” in industry rather than our local professionals in dick-jokery. The fact that the cover is unmodified is absolutely astounding and should be noted in gigantic bold print, perhaps even with blink tags.
By : 0tarin
12.20.2010 @ 1:34 PM
On a somewhat unrelated note, Dog Fort is giving Lobster Corgi a serious run for his money regarding my favorite dog-related meme. Thank god I don’t have to pick just one.
By : NJSeahawksFan
12.20.2010 @ 1:39 PM
Um, the NY Post has been doing cut and paste photo-editing since before computers, folks. They’re supposed to look bad … it’s part of the alleged “charm”.
By : Generic Username
12.20.2010 @ 3:41 PM
Needs more lobster dog.
By : City of Industry Football Corporation
12.20.2010 @ 4:02 PM
More importantly, why are those Giants defenders wearing Jacksonville colors?
By : Pip
12.20.2010 @ 4:04 PM
Wow, that is….i have no words, but I do like it.
By : JaMarcus' Purple Drank
12.20.2010 @ 5:40 PM
I was fully expecting to see “Michael Vick Puts Giants on Rape Stand”. Maybe it wasn’t subtle enough.
By : put da team on his back doe
12.20.2010 @ 6:53 PM
@joe wade (IPWT)
I thought Osi Umenyiora was the one involved with R. Kelly style fetishes, not Justin Tuck? haha