There’s this junior astrophysics major at USC who’s coming out early. He’s gonna be HUGE.
By : House of Lofty Passes
01.25.2011 @ 11:12 PM
This statement does not deserve a standing ovation. It deserves a collective “well, Duh.”
Politicians: lowering expectations since forever.
By : Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic
01.25.2011 @ 11:18 PM
“I TELL YA AL, YOU GOT THESE GUYS COMING OUT, DOUBLE MAJORS IN PHYSICS AND CHEM, MASTERS IN ORGANIC CHEMISTRY, LEAVING COLLEGE EARLY AND AVOIDING THE VICTORY LAP THAT’S A DOCTORATE, THEY MAKE MY ALL-MADDEN TEAM HARF HARF HARF”
By : WallyBallz
01.25.2011 @ 11:22 PM
The Super bowl champion took a backseat to the Science fair winner when Barry’s Bears lost on Sunday…
By : Tracer Bullet
01.25.2011 @ 11:24 PM
If you really the kids to use their science fair skills, teach them to create better steroids so they can get huge, turn pro and go to a Super Bowl.
By : RAMS ZOMGZ
01.25.2011 @ 11:26 PM
/big bang joke
By : FormerFavreFan
01.26.2011 @ 12:06 AM
Science fairs are awesome television if the have live volcanoes and blowing shit up. Like Michael Bay produced it. I can hear it now… “Welcome to Sunday Night Science Fair on NBC. I’m Al Michaels, and I put 100 large on little Timmy Barfman giving three and a half points here tonight!”
By : IrishCream
01.26.2011 @ 12:10 AM
And why are athletes paid so much, but teachers so little? We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
By : Cromartie's Innumerous Basterds
01.26.2011 @ 12:22 AM
“I didn’t hear a harrumph out of you!”
By : Humpty Dumped
01.26.2011 @ 12:57 AM
A Rex Ryan State of the Union Address would be nice.
By : City of Industry Football Corporation
01.26.2011 @ 1:10 AM
Science Fair winners are celebrated. Not now. Now they are egged and trash canned. But in about 20 years when their super high tech company has an IPO and they roll in benjamins and hookers, they’ll be celebrated.
By : Designated Donte
01.26.2011 @ 1:34 AM
Its hard to say which one of those two goals is less attainable for the average Browns fan.
By : H Cuz
01.26.2011 @ 1:57 AM
I wish I could find the old Tommy Thompson PoFlaWa tag.
By : Thornus
01.26.2011 @ 2:07 AM
I love the look on Boehner’s face when Obama finishes the remark. Quite the eye roll.
By : TK
01.26.2011 @ 9:04 AM
peter king was moved by the statement.
“We need to teach our kids it’s not only the winner of the Super Bowl who should be celebrated, but the winner of the Science Fair.’’
All politics aside, the constant obligatory drawn out applause is annoying. Though it is a fun drinking game.
By : LaFavre's Next Tractor
01.26.2011 @ 10:38 AM
When are dick joke blogs ever going to get serious attention?
By : Kam Fong as Chin Ho
01.26.2011 @ 10:44 AM
I don’t know what the line on the science fair is, but I’d like to lay 5.5 into Liz.
By : 0tarin
01.26.2011 @ 10:54 AM
I’m frightened to think of what Mew would turn up for us during a science fair rivebrog.
By : Coconatas Motiejunas
01.26.2011 @ 11:39 AM
Yeah what Obama basically said is GTFO liberal arts majors…which is totally fine, since most of us end up being lawyers anyways.
By : Doug In KC
01.26.2011 @ 12:14 PM
John Gruden: That guy understands the Heisenberg Principle.
By : Danser
01.26.2011 @ 12:52 PM
@City of Industry Football Corporation
Not really, the really douchy uber-rich yet kind-of-nerdy-wannabe boy will be managing his IPO, then take over the whole company and leaving his pockets bare.
By : nerd
01.26.2011 @ 1:03 PM
Can we still talk shit about the loser of the Super Bowl?
By : soy spartacus
01.26.2011 @ 3:30 PM
Drew Brees heard this and decided to study renewable energy alternatives to fossil fuels.
/would love to see a Manningface at a failed model volcano
By : 50andstillfly
01.26.2011 @ 6:49 PM
Jay Cutler will fire a football right thru your science fair, brah.
By : MikeWho?MIkeWallace
01.26.2011 @ 10:43 PM
I been readin this site for years but i never comment. what is your guys feeling on next season, because from what i been seeing and hearing and reading i really think we are fucked for next year. And i don’t usually hate on Obama but is this fuckin guy kidding me? He dickrides all his teams and is on ESPN daily yet he’s gonna basically say fuck football? a joke if you ask me.
By : Coconatas Motiejunas
01.27.2011 @ 2:19 AM
Lay off Obama for the sports bandwagonism – I mean there’s no way the guy is a “true” fan so to speak, he was like “holy shit my home team doesn’t totally blow ass this year; if they end up actually not sucking I’ll decide to give a fuck I GUESS”. That’s fine, considering that
a) he’s the fucking President, and
b) he doesn’t really care about football – basketball is his shit.
And don’t pretend like Philly fans aren’t guilty of the same crime – I’m a Stars fan and I guaran-fuckin-tee you that I could have named more players/lines/season stats/player roles of the Flyers 09-10 roster than 99% of Flyers “fans” could have last year during their playoff run. Same thing goes for Penguins fans. Outside of Malkin, Crosby and (maybe) Fleury, they don’t know shit. Jordan Eh? Kris Le-what? Chris Kun-huh? I’m sorry but Chicago is a shitty city and Obama has every right to bandwagon his ass off for a sport he doesn’t care about in a state that he’s going to win by a jillion votes in 2012, particularly since he’s kind of our fucking President and I would like for him to focus on doing his fucking job (and yes, I get pissed when he makes his brackets every year. They. Always. Fucking. Suck. Dick. [not that there’s anything wrong with that if that’s what you’re into]). Had Texas teams not sucked prolific dong during the Bush Administration, he would have given a fuck – look at how revved up he was for the Rangers this year! If he had cared half as much about his job as he did about the Rangers this year then maybe China wouldn’t be hip-deep in our country’s asshole. Yeah, that’s the only time you’re going to see “China” and “hip-deep” in a sentence, EVER. You best cherish THAT motherfucker. Throw some Command + D’s on that bitch.
/back to reading Middle English
By : IrishCream
01.27.2011 @ 8:23 AM
@Coconatas Motiejunas- Was the bitter sports fan one of the missing Canterbury Tales?
By : Coconatas Motiejunas
01.27.2011 @ 9:52 AM
@Irish: Nah, just pissed that I got the clap from the Wife of Bath XD
By : Harbaugh Leads the League in Enthusiasm
01.28.2011 @ 3:27 PM
Mel Kiper: THIS KID HAS TREMENDOUS UPSIDE. MASTERED THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM BEFORE HE EVEN GOT OUT OF SECOND GRADE, AND WAS A KEY PART IN LEADING HIS SCHOOL TO THE SCIENCE FAIR STATE TITLE.