The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are incredibly excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Dallas! Up next, it’s an angry man of color trying to check out at your local grocery store.
Excuse me…no, excuse me…hey, why the fuck you keep tappin me on the shoulder, yo? EXCUSE ME. I am just trying to ring up my Golden Grahams and get the fuck outta here. Is that alright? IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU, SIR?
Look, I really don’t care what you want…I really don’t…Whoa whoa whoa, does it LOOK LIKE I wanna give you any damn Super Bowl picks. Not to YOU, motherfucker. I’m just trying to ring up my Golden Grahams here and get on with my motherfuckin day. THAT AIGHT WIT YOU, FOOL?
WHAT YOU SAY FOOL? You can’t believe a BUH-LACK MAN don’t wanna talk football? Maybe I got shit to do. Maybe I wanna live MY OWN LIFE without some randy-assed cracker getting ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS asking me about some damn Super Bowl. STOP TALKING TO ME.
[finishes checking out]
Damn, 87 bucks? All I bought was some oranges…And 20 boxes of Golden Grahams. Hey man, if I give you summa them picks, you think you could spot me?