Maybe this will let you know why they had to take action.
Peter King is already asking his Twitter followers to come up with one relating to Dez covering outlandish bar tabs.
Bath and Body works called the rentafuzz on him, you know they did.
I have no idea what this is about and I’m too lazy/apathetic to click the links to see what’s up. Long story short: I approve of this post.
The one in the middle is just asking for it.
This graphic looks like the lineup at a PA Turnpike rest stop urinal trough, as seen from behind. Draw your own conclusions.
“Enjoy your black grandson” shouldn’t have made me cringe but it did.
Why, according to the internet news dispatch, that scofflaw plans to return to the very same mall to purchase a pair of sneakers! No doubt ones with velcro, or a pump, or some other gewgaw. Of all the nerve.
With just a quick glance at the illustration, I thought this was the mailbag. I was preparing myself for hilarity to ensue.
FYI, NorthPark is Dallas’ ritzy mall. Maybe Dez and his friends were acting too black. By being, you know, black.
For rookie hazing, Cowboy veterens should have forced him to carry their pants instead of pants….that woulda learned him up quick!
*Pants instead of pads….
And that’s my cue to exit….
I have nothing to add to this discussion other than what may be the sole Fat Humps hot chick jumping round in white shorts and Fetushead jersey:
Are those “gang signs”?
I thought we bombed Libya to preserve our freedom of self-expression.
Leave him alone, his mother is a dirty pirate hooker. Or something to that effect.
DON’T YOU HATE PANTS???
Looks like Calvin Hill will need to remind Dez that the help doesn’t shop at NorthPark; it does the shopping there, but only during specified hours.
Peter King is appalled that Dez Bryant would go shopping twice in one week during a lockout. Disgraceful exuberant spending clearly shows the owners are in the right.
It’s a sad state when NFL players don’t even have the common decency to shoot somebody or rape a woman to get into the news, but resort to sagging pants.
Comment on ESPN:
“Dez is a great athlete, but Dallas should’ve taken Jordan Shipley instead. Shipley is also a great athlete, is a team player, and has a better character than Dez. Shipley would’ve carried slippery hands Roy Williams bags and not made a big deal about it either.”
“I SMELL WHORES!”
“SOMEONE SEARCH THAT MALL FOR WHORE JUICE!”
“THERE WILL BE NO MORE WHORES IN THE NFL!”
– Jeff Ireland upon hearing of this Holocaust grade attrocity.
Hey snafu!! Who the hell said that?!?! We must know, the Rabid Dogs of Ridicule (RDR) need to feast on the entrails of this person! If this is just a comment on the website, we are lost in a storm of injustice.