Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
By : Starburied
03.08.2011 @ 10:21 AM
I was positive that Drew had the title for “Most Painful To Watch, White Dancing Sprite Who Is Associated With U. Michigan In Some Manner”
Brady just Drew-Stanton-Dougie’d all over his ass.
By : Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic
03.08.2011 @ 10:30 AM
This post got that fucking Duran Duran song in my head. That said, if Rio were a current NFL team, they’d probably be the Titans. Everything about that song is wretched except for the (surprisingly awesome) bass line (Chris Johnson) and the all too brief yet totally obnoxious sax solo (Kenny Britt).
/So THIS is what it feels like to be Bill Simmons
By : Upstate Underdog
03.08.2011 @ 10:32 AM
Belicheck is going to be pissed, dancing is strictly verboten for his players,
@Slothrop, chickens don’t clap!
By : gr1fter
03.08.2011 @ 10:35 AM
does he know some of the dancing queens there are Brazilian trannies?
By : yeah, right?
03.08.2011 @ 10:41 AM
Somewhere Mark Madsen is very relieved.
By : SoulFunkJesus
03.08.2011 @ 10:47 AM
Half shitfaced white guys always dance funny. Can anyone name a luckier MF’r than TB? Seriously….
By : Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
03.08.2011 @ 11:09 AM
Tom Brady’s level of dancing skill is surprisingly close to my own. So really we’re a lot alike…
except for the football talent… and Super Bowl rings… and the boatloads of cash… and the endorsement deals… and the good looks (minus the hair *cringes*)… and Brazilian supermodel wife. Other than that exactly alike.
By : DaveKan
03.08.2011 @ 11:18 AM
How can someone so rich have such a bad haircut…man, that is awful…
By : Big Ben
03.08.2011 @ 11:46 AM
this is all the proof you need that Tom Brady is in fact homosexual and therefore has AIDS
By : Sausage
03.08.2011 @ 11:57 AM
SoulFunk – Agreed. Key word “luckier.”
By : Brutus Ballsack
03.08.2011 @ 12:04 PM
This just proves he’s 100% white.
By : Gino Tourettsa
03.08.2011 @ 12:28 PM
I was hoping that an army of rabid monkeys doing the Lambada would take Brady hostage, but their Favela is probably crawling with corrupt Rio cops right now.
By : drink drank drunk
03.08.2011 @ 12:55 PM
Good thing the matron saint wasn’t there.
The timbre of the voice sounded eerily familiar to a certain other #12.
By : Depressed Dolfan(aka Mike13)
03.08.2011 @ 1:15 PM
NO DAHKIE CAN DANCE BETTAH THAN TAWMMY! HELL NOT EVEN THAT SPIC WHOAH CAN OR ANY OF THOSE DAMN SPICS IN BRAHHHZIL.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
-Tawmmy from Quinzee.
/yes I’m sure no one in Boston knows that Brazillians are not spics.
//Its ok I can say spic because I am a spic.
By : jackin'4beats
03.08.2011 @ 1:19 PM
No amount of money, model wives or scantily clad Brazilian chicks will make me believe that Brady isn’t packing it in down there at Club Help when Gisele isn’t looking.
/I’ve said too much already
By : Lambeautiful
03.08.2011 @ 1:42 PM
Solid use of the Watch Out For Kidnappers tag.
By : Moose (Goodell's copy of Machiavelli's 'The Prince')
03.08.2011 @ 2:16 PM
During the season this should be played by the coaching staffs of all Pats opponents to anyone involved in rushing the passer. New sack record, Pats have best rushing season ever.
By : Tom Brady's scrunchee
03.08.2011 @ 2:27 PM
I gotta a feeling ol’ Gisele is capable of going all” Kelly Bensimon” on Dimple.
By : The Randy Moss Adventures
03.08.2011 @ 2:33 PM
as a devoted, loyal patriots fan, i fucking hate tom brady