By: 05.24.11  •  25 Comments

“There’s nothing else to do, Sal.” That’s part of the rationale Ray Lewis uses to explain to ESPN’s SalPal why the nation’s crime levels will surge in the event of a continued lockout. And if anyone should know it’s Ray. After all, his friends never would have killed that guy* if they hadn’t been so broken up about NBC cancelling The Mike O’Malley Show after two episodes. America needed that show. [ESPN]

*Just kidding, they were totally acquitted.

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