Peter King Has Very Objective Criteria For Determining The Best Ballparks In The Universe

By: 07.26.11

1. Does he have VIP seats there?

2. Is it within walking distance of his apartment?

3. Is no one in his way, because sometimes people get in Peter’s way. Why does the ballpark even HAVE other fans?

4. Apart from his one seat, is the rest of the ballpark unpleasant for its patrons? Yes? Well, they can eat hog. FENWAY ROOLZ.

WEIRD HITLER FACT: He adored the Red Sox.

HT: Zac

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