Don’t mind me — just posting this GIF of my new favorite player Maurice Jones-Drew dismissively wanking so the world can have it forever.
(thanks to Danger Guerrero for sharing)
MJD just shot (heh heh) up my draft boards.
Wait’ll Joe Buck sees this. He’ll explode all over the place!
Danger needs to stop dicking around with this shit and mentally prepare for tonight’s Franklin and Bash!
I’ve come around on MJD now.
I thought DG only collected Saved By The Bell gifs?
@ UU – I have more GIFs than you can shake a stick at. Even if you’re, like, REALLY good at stick shaking.
Judging by this GIF, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume Maurice Jones-Drew jizzes confetti. Improbable? Sure. But not unreasonable.
It’s a shame that MJD plays for a shitty team like the Jags who won’t be able to draw fans until they move to LA. Luckily for Andre Johnson, he plays for the almighty Texans.
/yep, I’m a Texans fan
// I know they suck too
He stole that dance move from my avatar.
Dude, I think he is doing the dice thing too much.
MJD is instigating how he’s able to ejaculate the ball down the feel.
Apparently he doesn’t use a sock. Good to know.
Since when did Pam from HR start writing headlines here?
Now THAT’S what the fuck I call “Fantasy Football”
*pants fly open*
Pee Wee Herman is not impressed.
Don’t worry DG just picked up mad amounts of brews at the liquor store. He is totes prepared for Franklin and Bash tonight!
MJD was just explaining what the Colts do to the Jags every year.
I believe he was giving a status update on the CBA negotiations.
via Evan Silva of rotoworld:
“#Jaguars website: Rashad Jennings may “see more carries” this season to “ease the burden” on Maurice Jones-Drew. [bit.ly]”
I believe that explains the gif entirely.
I will picture this any time MJD takes an annoying caller when he’s on SXM NFL radio. Yuuup.
No matter how wonderful the posting, Monkey Business will still do his best to ruin it.
“dismissively wanking” I was just at that website, the German one with “Mistess Helga”.
Don’t act like you have not virtually licked Her boot and been dismissively wanking.
P.S. Do you know how she ties her shoes?
In little nazis…..
WHAT? Too soon?
The colts give the jags handjobs every year?
The moment I saw MB on here I just said…”ugh”.
I’m curious what prompted him to do that…