Green Bay Packer Sam Sheilds decided to get a tattoo of his Super Bowl ring, and just to make sure you could see it, he had it arranged on the left side of his neck.
Way to go, Sam. You can kiss that job on Wall Street goodbye.
Via Shutdown Corner.
Neck tattoos that look like jewelry are the new barbed-wire biceps tatt.
Well thank god good taste prevailed.
At least he got a tattoo for a winner, unlike this guy who got a friggin Howard Dean campaign tattoo in 2004. YARRGHHH!
If he had any balls, he would have had the tattoo wrap around his neck the way the ring wraps around his finger.
Still better than this Pats fan.
How’s he going to sell that 20 years from now?
One for the neck?
That ink didn’t go through the New England layer of skin, so the tattoo doesn’t count.
Still better than that dipshit from Hell’s Kitchen last night who has “Rock N’ Roll” tattooed on his forehead.
With a last name like that, he should have “CLETUS VAN DAMME 4 LIFE” inked somewhere on his person.
So is this the male equivalent of getting a tat on the small of the back?
He’d better do some turtleneck shopping when he goes in for his post-NFL job interviews- a hoodie or a keffiyeh probably wouldn’t work.
Doesn’t anyone listen to the wisdom of the Wu-Tang Clan anymore? Protect ya neck, dammit!
“Man, that must’ve cost alot of jerseys”- Terrell Pryor
Christ. Just looked at that abortion of a tattoo again. I live in Madison, WI, and root for the Packers, but I still think that’s gaudy and stupid.
“Christ. Just looked at that abortion of a tattoo again. I live in Madison, WI, and root for the Packers, but I still think that’s gaudy and stupid.”
Ditto that, substituting Milwaukee for Madison.
I beat this guy to the punch 15 years ago when I had “1996 AA Boys Junior Varsity Trivia Bowl CHAMPIONS” tattooed across my forehead.
This is just Sam’s way of protecting hisself from vampires. Everyone knows vampires are scared by gold and the word “Champions.”
Or that might just be emo kids who pretend to be vampires. I get them mixed up nowadays.
Peter King only wishes he had a neck so that he too could have a tattoo that shows the world his affection for his most treasured possession with a Green Bay logo on it.
I imagine when Sam gets old and the concussion induced dementia sets in, every time he glimpses that ink in a mirror he will shit his Depends.
I heard Merton Hanks got a Sistine Chapel tatt on his neck.
Not sure I’d want to be naked in a shower with a bunch of other naked men and have the word “PACKER” anywhere on my person.
Maybe it’s just me.
The Gland Baron got a tattoo on his member after SB XXXI. It only took a couple minutes.
Al Michaels doesn’t understand all this Tatooey stuff going on.
In other related news, Tatu will be playing at the Green Bay Convention Center at 2:00 and again at 5:00, only this Saturday and Sunday!
Damn that shit is gaudy and ridiculously placed. Even collared shirts with a tie won’t cover it up. He better start networking for the NFL Network gig now. Pull a Tiki and start bashing your QB – that seemed to work out well the first time.
/Still better than DeShawn Stevenson’s Abraham Lincoln surrounded by two “5’s” tat on his neck.
FavreFail wins the internet. Literally spit water on my keyboard.
Also, slow clap, punte. Best title of the lockout!
Oh, and that still won’t dissuade the Vikings from adcquiring his talents once he’s old and slow and hits free agency.
“Neck still matters.” – Dennis Byrd
(I promise I left my political bullshit at home today)
Isn’t he like the 3rd or 4th CB on the Packers’ depth chart? Which means he’ll look like a bigger ass in a couple years when he is cut.
He’s #3. But with Woodsons’ old age, he’ll be #2 in no time. And he”ll never make free agency, but if he ever does, Al Davis is eager to grossly overpay for him (he runs a 4.2 40).
Well done, Spanky.
What’s all that swirly shit around the ring? Looks like a aged paper, or rose petals? Some sort of Stargate vortex from which the ring is emerging?
re Merton Hanks – I think Hanks should get into the hall just for having the best neck in football history.
As my mom, the nurse would say “That looks infected.”
Mom jokes; bring it on; the Russian Army did.
Screw the Pats tard, I loves me some Kria Sakakeeny!
She’s part of what’s nice about NH.
He just wanted to show the MN Vikings what a super bowel ring looks like.
Awesome player, hugely responsible for the Packers success.
Let’s not kid ourselves, neck tattoo or not he’s making ~99% of his life’s income in football. If you’re the modern equivalent to a gladiator you might as well look like a crazy person. In the world he lives in this kind of shit is respected.
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