If there’s one thing that isn’t discussed in the Ryan household, it’s the time Buddy’s three sons collected on daddy’s bounty on door-to-door solicitors. Turns out Buddy was only kidding about that one. Good thing the Ryans had to move a lot for work. Still, it was the last time bounty jokes were used among the family.
In the years to come, Rex’s foot fetish also became a sensitive issue, especially after ravenous Internet gossip mongers made it a matter of public interest. Certainly, no one wanted to feed the prurient curiosity of the masses with detail, much less anything approaching confirmation. The matter would forever remain a talked-about, but never officially acknowledged, rumor. That is, of course, until the teams that Rex and Rob were coaching played a few times. The Ryans were never much for silence.
Rob Ryan all but confirmed the video was authentic with his response to a question about being disappointed that the matter became public. He said his brother was freaky.
“Naw, I mean hell, he is a little freaky I guess,” Rob Ryan said. “Hell, I don’t know. I like everything about my wife. She got great feet, too. She got everything nice. What the hell.”
Rex has already issued a tight-lipped non-comment in response to the media. With any luck, the controversy will devolve into a public wrestling match between the Ryans made available on pay-per-view. Or, even better, during a timeout at New Meadowlands Stadium on Sunday.
I must say, however, that isn’t it just a little bizarre that the league’s official web site has a teaser about this story on its front page? It’s not usually the kind of thing that the NFL is in a hurry to promote.
Perhaps a long overdue concession to pitiless morbid blog readers like us, or THE BEGINNING OF NFL FETISH COMMUNITY OUTREACH. IT’S THE LAST FRONTIER IN BRAND EXTENSION! TIM TEBOW ASSLESS CHAPS NFL SHOP ADS TO COME!