Last night’s episode of South Park was a delight, especially the scenes featuring many of Broadway’s heaviest hitters totally bro-ing out. You can see the definitive highlight above, a bro down between Randy Marsh and Stephen Sondheim wearing a Terry Bradshaw jersey. Although Andrew Lloyd Webber pounding beers and wings at Hooters in a Patriots hoodie should not be overlooked.
In honor of Beavis and Butt-Head’s return… Here is Gwar’s Oderus Urungus discussing the Washington Redskins in depth. [The Score]
Jeff Saturday goes off on Big Blue Shoe Normally I have no patience for “mom’s basement” jokes, but I admit, I’m a bit less defensive when Jeff Saturday is lobbing the age-old insult at BBS. If only he’d called him a fat hump… [National Football Post]
Want to hear Dan Snyder talk about business? Of course you don’t! And why would you, with the kind of advise he passes out? “My advice to small business is listen to your clients.” Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go gouge and/or sue some of our long-time clients. [NFL]
Todd Haley will be shaving soon. The noted crazy person/coach doesn’t want to jinx Kansas City’s modest win streak, so he’s letting his scraggly beard grow out until they lose. The Chiefs play this Monday night against the Chargers, so expect a clean-shaven Haley at practice next week. If it’s a bad loss he may even shave his balls. [Shutdown Corner]
F*ck you, dolphin. NMA TV keeps putting out great material. Their videos are consistently concise and funny as hell. The latest features their take on the Tim Tebow story, complete with chopped off angel wings and a Tebow fan who may or may not be Brandon Lloyd. [Eye on Brinson]
When has a strip club manager ever been dishonest? Vince Young is being sued by a Creiton Kinchen, a Dallas strip club manager who wants damages for a 2010 scuffle in which Young was cited for misdemeanor assault. The reason for the dispute? “Kinchen, a manager at Club Onyx, says he refused to convert $8,000 off Young’s credit card into single dollar bills for tip money.” [Yahoo/AP]
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