If you’re going to have a caption like “That’s Why God Gave Them Parts That Jiggle” putting that on a static picure seems like a tease. So I went ahead and took the liberty of supplying an example with motion:
UFC, thanks. I just had an hour and half meeting with a very pretty woman with a pair of robust C’s in a lowcut blouse. I just about had a fucking aneurysm trying NOT to look. Like Seinfeld said, “Cleavage is like the sun, take a quick look and look away.”
I FUCKING LOVE TITS.
There, now I feel better.
Seriously, why the fucking fuck do well endowed women do that to us? To see us sweat and maintain the social contract? Or because they know our brains are attached to our dicks?
@Preston; thank you for the link (after EXTENSIVE research). Lauren is certainly welcome in my pants anytime. I’d recommend watching the video with the sound down as her schpeil has a softening affect.