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By 12.22.11

Bless you, one reasonable and butthurt Colts fan (jersey tucked into jeans, per Lucas Oil Stadium dress code) visibly dismayed that his team would bother to pointlessly win its way out of the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. If this game also results in Jake Delhomme getting to start for the Texans in the postseason, it’ll have been the greatest unwatchable game there ever was.

Of course, the Colts have to apparently also win next week at Jacksonville to squander the top pick. Soooooo, c’mon one more division rival laying down for the Fat Humps.

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