NO MAILBAG TODAY. MAILBAG TOMORROW. We didn’t get very many submissions this week, so I’m opening the door for sex-only submissions because we’re gonna be talking about keeper leagues for the next six months. Email me or the whole gay mafia with your questions.
My picks are The Bungles pull one out against the Tixins 17-13, Yinzers over the Tebows 21-10, NOLA over Motor City 78-63, Jints barely over the Birds 24-21. With the caveat that any game could go either way, maybe, probably, but not likely.
Tebow will no longer be a virgin by the end of the game.
Eli finally gets permission from his mom to have sex with his wife.
Gary Kubiak has a heart attack when he realizes he’s in the playoffs.
Tiny Darren gains 1,500 all purpose yards.