It’s too late. Dan Snyder already your soul and the souls of thousand of other Redskins fans to have Peyton Manning retire in week 2 of the 2012 season as a Redskin. YERRRR GOIN’ TO THA SUPER BOWWWL COOCH!
That Fan Dome is full of liquid cheese so the Humps can replenish the fat they burn after carrying Peter King on their shoulders around downtown Indy in search of citrusy beer, double mocha choca latte skim skinny coffee and a maitre d job for Tiki Barber.
The Fat Humps are airborne this week. We returned from our honeymoon yesterday to find that our apartment provides a charming view of the zip line thing. Literally hundreds of overweight people in sweatpants flying past our bedroom window all day.