Kickoff is still hours away. Anything to distract you from NBC’s or ESPN’s dueling pregame circle derps. Animal-related cuteness will do nicely.
This halftime show is going to end up being far better than Madonna.
As the Kommentariat asketh, so it is given.
All hail our benevolent overlords.
I cannot find Animal Planet in my listings. This is the worst of all things.
PK thinks this is the best Puppy Bowl of the year. MAYBE.
Suddenly, these cats are terrified.
This woman likes puppies:
She seems like more of an iguana person to me.
All the half time performers are naked.
Insert tired Michael Vick joke here: _____________________
Tired? There is plenty of tread left on those.
Tiquan Underwood got replaced by an extra cat in the halftime show last night.
Who’s the bitch?
t ref just made a terrible call!! They need to replace them with professional full time refs.
THAT WAS SOME GOOD HUSTLE.
Dan Snyder just gave that dog $45 million to return kicks next season.
GET ABERDEEN SIGNED UP, COOCH.
The losing team gets put to sleep right?
Flag stealing cat needs to be present at all NFL stadiums.
Why are all the dogs in the bleachers?
Oh, wait, my bad. Had the Duke game on by mistake.
Antrel Rolle says he was in the right coverage on Aberdeen’s touchdown.
Aberdeen for Meast!
I fully support this Meast nominee!!
this is making Hines Wald hungly
+1 Kolean Lestraunt.
I even fucked that up *lestlaunt.
Lee Stloud couldn’t sulvive this.
Aberdeen = GLORY BOY
The game’s not even over and he’s already looking for MVP-quality tail.
Wait, the Browns are playing in this game?
Darren Rovell thinks these puppies aren’t as cute as previous Puppy Bowl players.
Is there a link for this? SOMEBODY HELP ME WATCH CUTE PUPPIES
PK thinks he thinks Aberdeen has done more to warrant Hall of Fame consideration than Chris Carter. MAYBE.
Aberdeen for MVP or I riot!
Meast of the year, really!
As cute as Brady
Aberdeen was fucking robbed.
FLIP THE POOL.
Aberdeen > Tebow
Michael Vick salivates over the puppy bowl
Fumble for MVP? thats dog shit! First of all he’s named after a derp. second he had more dirty plays than James Harrison
Did Jill Rappaport have a stroke? Why does the right side of her face not work?
you bitches see this? [deadspin.com]
Wow, total bullshit. Aberdeen carried his team. Fumble would be NOTHING without that o-line. This goes to further prove how much of a joke the Puppy Bowl really is.
Skip Bayless and Colin Cowherd think it was the right call, and will spend two hours yelling about why they’re right, you and everyone else is wrong about everything, and I want to shoot myself for typing this.
Uncharted 3 could have used Golden Retriever puppies.
So NFLN and ESPN are shuttin’ it down an hour before the game?
I feel like a child left in the care of NBC’s criminally disfunctional family.
‘Please don’t touch me there, Mr King.’
‘Call me Uncle Pete’
What the fuck was that pop-up?