“I’m hoping that some way, or somehow, we can work it out and somehow keep Tim there,” Miller told NFL Network. “If he could just (learn) one or two things from Peyton, I think Tim would be one of the best one or two quarterbacks in the league.” (Von Miller)
cutting edge post-ironic hipster sarcasm?
or legit, very misguided but endearing sincerity?
shit, look at me PK’ing it up over here. clearly it’s grade A subtle trolling
5chan uploads a shit ton of kiddie porn into Tebow’s computer, and tells the FBI. Having to flee the country, Tebow bumps into the Ryan brothers about to take their annual family vacation together. They give Tebow something which looks like water, but it’s actually tainted with something and Tebow blacks out. When he wakes up many hours later, having no memory of the past 24 hours, he finds himself stranded in the foulest whorehouse in all of Mexico.
“Jesus, what does regret mean?
Well Timmy, the funny thing about regret is,
It’s better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven’t done.
And by the way, if you see Slash this weekend,
Be sure and tell her, PEYTON PEYTON PEYTON!!!!!!”
In addition to 0tarin’s breaking news; this just in:
“Wide receiver Donte Stallworth, offensive tackle Robert Gallery, tight end Daniel Fells and cornerback Marquice Cole became the latest batch of names to be summoned to Foxborough in what is quickly becoming an extremely hectic offseason for the Patriots.”
“Summoned”- yes, it has that sinister “the dark forces are gathering” vibe appropriate to the Pats. However, I take issue with the posted picture- NE players see a dick every time they look over to the sidelines.