They say Jeebus works His troll magic in mysterious ways. And verily, Teebs wuz mad.
Tim Tebow isn’t gonna want to share a toilet that NeckAIDS has sat on.
elway elway lama sabachthani
the scrambler of man betrayed with a kiss in the garden of sports authority field at mile high stadium
“I’m hoping that some way, or somehow, we can work it out and somehow keep Tim there,” Miller told NFL Network. “If he could just (learn) one or two things from Peyton, I think Tim would be one of the best one or two quarterbacks in the league.” (Von Miller)
cutting edge post-ironic hipster sarcasm?
or legit, very misguided but endearing sincerity?
shit, look at me PK’ing it up over here. clearly it’s grade A subtle trolling
He is a friend of Space Ghost.
far too stylish to be blasted to pieces by Zorak!
That is some high-quality trolling, Ape. I love it. Well played, sir.
Has anyone seen or heard any comment/reaction from Tebow? If he is in the Philippines,I would NOT want to be a little boy right now…
This is amazing. I have been reading Twitter for the last hour, laughing hysterically at the incredible amount of butthurt from the Tebowtards. This is far better than anything I could have hoped for.
Please tell me that other people be trollin’ them.
/doesn’t have twitter
//unable to figure out AOL or RGII.
This isn’t the first time a devout Christian was angry with someone with a form of AIDS.
The Dunge is SO conflicted over which of the boys to back….
That is SO wrong. I still LOL’d
this whole PeyPey/Teebus fiasco could only become more troll-tastic if Taylor Swift cuckolds Tebow with Brady while Sex Cannon watches from a crack in the closet door
/trying to figure out how to get Rex Ryan, Wolfman Rob and 5chan in on the party too
Ok, let me give it a try.
5chan uploads a shit ton of kiddie porn into Tebow’s computer, and tells the FBI. Having to flee the country, Tebow bumps into the Ryan brothers about to take their annual family vacation together. They give Tebow something which looks like water, but it’s actually tainted with something and Tebow blacks out. When he wakes up many hours later, having no memory of the past 24 hours, he finds himself stranded in the foulest whorehouse in all of Mexico.
Is that something you can use?
Well done, gentlemen, although I suggest that 5Chan would likely just upload pictures of little Filipino foreskins with humorous captions about how much better Peyton would have done as amateur mohel.
Also, he awakens in that brothel with “Deliveries in the Rear” tattooed on his lower back.
these are some excellent suggestions
I hereby christian you: Christmas GREAT Ape!!
IT IS WRITEN (on the internet), IT SHALL BE SO!!
Hmmmmâ€¦.I wonder what rhymes with Peyton?
Could it beâ€¦..SATAN?1!?1!!1?!
Itâ€™s like The Last Temptation Of Christ, except in this version Satan jams Jebowâ€™s head in the toilet while simultaneously giving him a Melvin.
Crossposted from previous*
“Jesus, what does regret mean?
Well Timmy, the funny thing about regret is,
It’s better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven’t done.
And by the way, if you see Slash this weekend,
Be sure and tell her, PEYTON PEYTON PEYTON!!!!!!”
Here’s visual proof of your proposition Sill
“PEY-PEY NEIGH-NEIGH” is the best tag I have seen in a very long time. Lofty tagology.
But on the bright side, Miami’s problems are solved!
Can someone say Cuban Hookers!
Beat’d by 0tarin. Again. DAMMIT. In other news, SO excited for Garrardapalooza!
In terms of fantasy football, this is clearly an instant upgrade for the draft value of Fins WRs.
I will definetly be keeping my eyes on.. wait, who? Davone Bess, I guess?
We need Silky to cross over into the general world of Miami sports. I know this is a FOOTBAWWW site, but an encounter with the Miami Heat and Silky (and Gloria James) would be priceless.
Matt “I wasn’t good enough to unseat Chad Henne” Moore versus Silky Garrard…SOMEBODY CALL DON KING CUZ WE GOT A HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT!
….in Silky’s pants!!
Does this mean Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic will re-appear as Silky Garrad STD Clinic?
In addition to 0tarin’s breaking news; this just in:
“Wide receiver Donte Stallworth, offensive tackle Robert Gallery, tight end Daniel Fells and cornerback Marquice Cole became the latest batch of names to be summoned to Foxborough in what is quickly becoming an extremely hectic offseason for the Patriots.”
-some Masshole from masshole.blog.
AWHH OFFSEASON MOVES ARRAAHH GRITTIAH THAN YAWH OFFSEASON MOVES. No one denies this.
/flexes arms and throws bottle of Sam Adams at yuppies.
“Summoned”- yes, it has that sinister “the dark forces are gathering” vibe appropriate to the Pats. However, I take issue with the posted picture- NE players see a dick every time they look over to the sidelines.
True dat Mayhem.
Hey my recollection is run afoul; what beer does Tawmmmy drink? Keystone?
Fackin Twisted Tea! Youah Gibronis.
I wonder when the liquidation of the Tebowtards will start?
I think they call it “The Rapture.”
I would like to call it….”JUSTICE!!”
Or “A start.”
SalPal is saying Eddie George is dead.
Was there an Arab-American mistress involved?
I anxiously await Marmalard v. Fetushead.
I anxiously await Blipster Von destroying Laserface.
Tebow brought more excitement to the Broncos than the cumalative total of the last decade and I have nothing but thanks and best wishes for him wherever he lands.
Unless it’s a team I hate.