We’re closing out Peyton Release Day on a tender note, y’all. Couples dance only.
the only reason im cryin is ‘cus of the adrenaline!
Anybody wanna salsa dance? WITH A KLINGON?
Even lovers need some time away, far away, from the ones that they loveeeee
*insert desperate cry for Peyton to sign with various NFL team here*
Washington fan resents that:
Yes, yes we do.
Don’t hate us, hate NeckAIDS
Operation Rescue is already planning a massive demonstration outside Lucas Oil Stadium to protest the Colts”s late-stage abortion of Fetushead.
My sentiment on the whole story:
Wha… Whoa… What happened? I blacked out.
//fetish or every man’s fantasy?
Eliza Dushku is the answer to everything.
I just brought it all over my fleshlight iPad strap on.
It’s a strong man who can show his sensitive side like that, Moose.
//fetish or every man’s fantasy?”
I was about ten at a college football game when my high kick “appreciation” started.
“Eliza Dushku is the answer to everything.”
At least everything in my pants (front).
Porky; I’m extra sensitive whenever I see Eliza in a cheerleader outfit.
/no high kick sad.
Advice for Manning’s next team:
I can’t wait for the next Sony 3D TV ads where Pey-Pey and Justin Timberlake examine Manning’s latest x-ray photo. “Damn Peyton, even with $5000 worth of equipment and glasses that make us look like assholes your neck STILL appears to be a flattened paper mache husk!”
Is the playing of hungry hungry hippos a metaphor for the Manning brothers’ ability to manipulate the desires of the fat humps for Steak ‘n’ Shake?
Oh, emily95623. You’ve stolen my heart, what with your bisexual temptations here and over on Warming Glow. Where do I sign up? Do I just give my credit card number or social security as well? Take all my love!*
Emily is Rex Ryan, be careful Anthony.
I don’t get it. Is that a Rex Ryan thing? Sam Hurd’s prisoner number?
Damn you, emily, be more funny.
Well, it is the zip code for El Dorado, CA. What you do with this potential clue is up to you.
El Dorado, CA…. California…..San Francisco is in California……the 49ers play in San Francisco….
OH! As prophesied by Jerry Rice and emily, Peyton to the 49ers!
Deion Sanders was in Boyz II Men?
/I miss flat tops
We’ll always have cocktail sauce.
Don’t worry Peyton. For a few minutes of your time and $10,000 I can give the the celebrities’ secret to those nesty NeckAIDS! Just ask my clients!
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