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By 05.23.12

The Twitter overshare of the week: Bills receiver David Clowney posted the results of his HIV exam for all the world to see. Just putting it out there, potential David Clowney groupies. No hep or HIV here. Of course, getting tested is mandatory procedure when you’ve spent any extended amount of time around the Jets, as Clowney has. Too bad 5Chan didn’t think to hack the system and alter it to say that Clowney contracted a hyper virulent strain of feline AIDS mixed with syphilis and gonorrhea.

Perhaps not the best way to put your personal business out there, but it’s still preferable to the Michael Vick method of having a woman sue you for giving her the herp.


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