Update: Oops, left one out.
If you come across pictures I may have missed feel free to send them in for future consideration.
Images via NFL, Seattle Seahawks, and Yahoo!
Seriously, Tom Heckert looks like the tardiest tard to ever tard.
Enrico, he has enough tard strength (Kiper strengenth) to crush your penis flat.
The woman in the red dress – I want to see her naked.
Odds are, you already have.
Dontari Poe? No one wants to see him naked.
The girl in the ShamWow – I want to see her naked.
Otto you know you want to see you draft bust… err first pick naked… to size up his “potential”.
Careful Seisto; those things hold a LOT of moisture.
I’d sign on for a few eps of “Keeping Up with the Kalils” if the hot chick at the far left and the Milf in Red got naked. Then I’d demand a make-out session — unless they’re related.
Replace ‘unless’ with ‘especially if’ and I’m in.
â€œKeeping Up with the Kalils – Game of Thrones”
I love the one Browns fan who thought he was too good for the orange camo pants.
He’ll be sorry once Ray-Ray singles him out for a good stabbin’, while the other guys blend right into the background of Sixth Avenue.
I have to admit the Chiefs camo is a lot snappier
/actually not really kidding
The Bruce Irvin one is terrific. Reminds me of the Captain Stillman scene in Stripes where he orders the mortar crew to just fire the darn weapon.
Excellent use of latin in the hover tag. quod bonis agitando (a horrible translation of that is good hustle).
The best part of not being drafted for the 33rd year in a row? Maj can’t create an embarrassing caption about me playing for the Browns.
Oh, and not getting my brain esploded.
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