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Kommenter Draft: Naming Your Expansion Franchise

By 06.15.12

There will probably never be a professional sports team called the Monkeys, which is a huge shame. It’s just another item on the long list of things spoiled by racism. The best thing about naming a team after these majestic sh*t flinging masturbators would obviously be the mascot, who could dress up in a small version of the team’s actual uniform and gallavant around the field for our delight. Kind of like the movie Ed, without all of Matt LeBlanc’s sadness.

This week you are tasked with picking a name and/or mascot for your own expansion franchise. You can pick a city, you can pick a sport, but most importantly, pick a badass mascot (live or furry).

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