REPORTER: Ed! Ed! How will the Ravens’ defense adjust to playing without Terrell Suggs this season?
ED REED: Reckon I’ll answer your question with a question. Got any food, mister? Any little bit helps.
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Spare change? Anything for a hot meal? Spare change? God bless. God bless. Hot meal? God bless.
Sad thing is he could afford a solid gold mansion
One I the saddest hngs I have ever heard.
Let’s try this again.
One of the saddest things I have ever heard.
I gave him a plate of blintzes to paint my chicken coop, and he never did it!
You are becoming unhngsed.
Nothing sweeter than riding the rails. To camp…
Just shut your fucking mouth in the quiet car!
Flacco has decided to follow in Ed Reed’s footsteps and is now an elite hobo: [slantmouth.com]
Did Toddd Haley like chuck his “hobosexuality” out of the plane window on the way to Shittsburgh?
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don’t care!
Has he ever chilled with these fine gentlemen? Unknown.
Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin’ around the defensive backfield for the town of Baltimore?
That is hitting the nail on the head.
“…take that rumble from your stomach and move it to your butt.”
Can you help a ‘Nam veteran out?
Get a job you bum.
“‘Nam vet” 32 years old.
Isn’t that one of the bindlestiffs from Of Mice and Men?
Guys like Keisel look worse and that’s just good natured fun ([kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com])…but Ed Reed has a beard and is a bum? I guess it’s funny because he’s black?
If you look hard enough and ignore things you will find it.
Homeless hippie Jake Plummer
Homeless Todd Haley
Just to name a few.
Apparently he collects unsold hot dogs at Ravens Stadium and then uses them to catch blue crabs in teh Inner Harbor.
Those crabs are nice and fat, swollen with the meat of floating corpses and various other byproducts of my wonderful city
(I fucking hate Hobo Ed)
Ok, your playing a guy named Boxcar Ed
Brawled his way up from the boxcars, did he?
Uh, no, not yet, he still lives at the trainyard. But he’s a hungry young player. In fact, he’s actually playing for a sandwich.
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